Funny Ebay auction
Funny Ebay auction
He goes into some great barely comprehensible rants.
NO WANKERS
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304937630204
NO WANKERS
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304937630204
I'm the one who leaves all those shoes in the carriageway.
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Hehe, that is an unusual listing, Mate!
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Re: Funny Ebay auction
I'm surprised the ebay swear filter didn't edit or block his ad.
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And at the very end, he goes "please, NO RUDE PEOPLE!"
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I wouldn't buy jack shit from this "wanker" !!!
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I was gonna comment on this too Tom. Wonder if he advertises as a "friendly local dealer"
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Ha ha ha , yeah what a wanker .........where's he from
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How not sell things. What an arrogant nobhead.
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Yeah but where's he from
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KINGS Lynn. The most regal place on the coast.
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Who dares me to ask him a question addressing him as "mate"
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What's the betting that after reading it at least a dozen people have messaged him with 'what's the best price mate?' Very tempting isn't it!
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yeah , I was thinkin that ...... we should all do itFordoholic Nick wrote: ↑Tue May 30, 2023 12:33 pm Who dares me to ask him a question addressing him as "mate"
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Good thinking gents
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Easy for you to do it Hamish as you're safely tucked away over in NZ. Doubt he'd come looking for youMc Tool wrote: ↑Tue May 30, 2023 10:35 pmyeah , I was thinkin that ...... we should all do itFordoholic Nick wrote: ↑Tue May 30, 2023 12:33 pm Who dares me to ask him a question addressing him as "mate"
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yeah you'd be easy to find...just stand outside Tickover for half a day
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To be fair, no offence intended, but the seller is obviously used to dealing with taxi drivers.....
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