It was only about a year ago

. My Mum is a LOT like Grandma Walton .....even looks the same ......(and there wasnt a breath of wind the day that apple dropped from the tree) so you can imagine how it went down .......Dad , who came in part way thru the show thought she was having a stroke


. Fortunately for me she didnt cotton on (

ay ay see what I did there

) untill I was 200km away at home, but I did get the phone call ,and that was a hoot too . All I could tell was that the caller might be female , definitely Scottish and wasnt happy about something . Her favorite expression when she totally looses her shit is " shitting dogs !! " , so I got that a few times and the usual stuff about being a horrible kid , I'll give her that , thats the reason me and Di never had kids .........frightened shitless we'd have one like me . Yeah , to be fair ....... fuck that


Sometimes I talk to myself ... and we both have a good laugh