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If anybody needed to buy Viagra, some dodgy website would definitely be the best place to get it........

Andrew 2.8i wrote: ↑Sun Jul 04, 2021 3:51 pm If anybody needed to buy Viagra, some dodgy website would definitely be the best place to get it........

Yes, nice of him to draw our attention to the possibilities but ....

Not to be confused with botox or you'll end up with a stiff upper lip. Also avoid laxative or you wont know if you are coming or going.

How much of a problem do we have with bots Peter? A glance at our suspiciously high number of "guests" suggests we do have one... 120 guests in the last 5 min?!

Major_Tom wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 2:16 pm How much of a problem do we have with bots Peter? A glance at our suspiciously high number of "guests" suggests we do have one... 120 guests in the last 5 min?!

Depends how you define 'problem' I guess Tom. Currently there are 17 membership requests awaiting review, making it an average day. On a 'good day' it can be 30 or so. I haven't checked yet but I would be surprised if even 1 of the 17 is genuine. They are easy enough to spot and quickly dismissed. I vet them manually as we used to get a few real people that were smart enough to cheat the captcha process we had. I'm sure you remember the 'kitchen' experience some while back.
The Viagra one Andrew replied to on this post was a member account who hadn't been here for 10 years so either he now needs extra money or someone guessed his password.

Definitely not penetration testing then.

I wish this whole thread could be deleted. It now looks like I started it !

Andrew 2.8i wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 5:15 pm I wish this whole thread could be deleted. It now looks like I started it !

Haha! I must say when I first saw it I thought you'd been hacked.

I think it should stay now for amusement purposes, what was it Eddie Hitler used to say.. "it's very good for morale!"

Major_Tom wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 5:51 pm Haha! I must say when I first saw it I thought you'd been hacked.

Either that or I wanted to share my joy at finally finding a suitable online vendor for erectile dysfunction cures !

Andrew.

Andrew 2.8i wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 5:15 pm I wish this whole thread could be deleted. It now looks like I started it !

Don't worry it will go limp soon

Seriously though I was given some once years back. I thought why not, who cares, ate two and my girlfriend at the time Heidi looked at me with this urgent expression "you took two?!?"

Man, it was so painful, for hours, just wouldn't go down or anything... felt like the look on that guy's face in Das Boot when their U-Boat sinks below its test depth. Sounded like it too. I know now why they're blue diamonds, I was seeing blue diamonds in my retinas, it was really wierd.

Here we are. Got to about 2:50. It was like that.

Major_Tom wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:21 pm

Seriously though I was given some once years back. I thought why not, who cares, ate two and my girlfriend at the time Heidi looked at me with this urgent expression "you took two?!?"

Man, it was so painful, for hours, just wouldn't go down or anything... felt like the look on that guy's face in Das Boot when their U-Boat sinks below its test depth. Sounded like it too. I know now why they're blue diamonds, I was seeing blue diamonds in my retinas, it was really wierd.

I will remember this next time we go camping at CRaP and make sure I pitch my tent further away from you than previous

D366Y wrote: ↑Tue Jul 06, 2021 7:49 am I will remember this next time we go camping at CRaP and make sure I pitch my tent further away from you than previous

It sounds like Tom will be OK if he accidentally leaves one of his upright tent poles at home....

Andrew.

Prize for the most gratuitous use of a Das Boot reference.

96 below the wave

Andrew 2.8i wrote: ↑Tue Jul 06, 2021 5:24 pm

D366Y wrote: ↑Tue Jul 06, 2021 7:49 am I will remember this next time we go camping at CRaP and make sure I pitch my tent further away from you than previous

It sounds like Tom will be OK if he accidentally leaves one of his upright tent poles at home....

Andrew.

The pump is in the post Andrew