..he's such a BELL END.
Every time I hear his bellend voice on Police Camera Action or whatever he makes my blood boil You know he was done for drink driving a few years back? Four times over the limit and he drove into a telegraph pole. If you ever see him call him a drink-driving bellend hypocrit.
Alastair Stewart..
Alastair Stewart..
I'm the one who leaves all those shoes in the carriageway.