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He goes into some great barely comprehensible rants.

NO WANKERS :lol: :lol: :lol:


https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304937630204
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Hehe, that is an unusual listing, Mate!
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I'm surprised the ebay swear filter didn't edit or block his ad.
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Paul G wrote: ↑Thu May 25, 2023 7:10 pm I'm surprised the ebay swear filter didn't edit or block his ad.

They seem that poor at taking out the scam/spam listings Paul, swear words getting through shouldn't be so surprising!
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And at the very end, he goes "please, NO RUDE PEOPLE!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I wouldn't buy jack shit from this "wanker" !!! :lol:
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Major_Tom wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 10:28 am And at the very end, he goes "please, NO RUDE PEOPLE!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I was gonna comment on this too Tom. Wonder if he advertises as a "friendly local dealer" :shock: :lol: :lol:
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Ha ha ha , yeah what a wanker .........where's he from :xd: :xd: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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How not sell things. What an arrogant nobhead.
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ESSEXV6ESSEX wrote: ↑Mon May 29, 2023 5:50 am How not sell things. What an arrogant nobhead.
:xd: Yeah but where's he from :P :P :lol:
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KINGS Lynn. The most regal place on the coast.
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Who dares me to ask him a question addressing him as "mate" :shock: :shock: :lol:
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What's the betting that after reading it at least a dozen people have messaged him with 'what's the best price mate?' :) Very tempting isn't it!
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Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑Tue May 30, 2023 12:33 pm Who dares me to ask him a question addressing him as "mate" :shock: :shock: :lol:
yeah , I was thinkin that ...... we should all do it :xd: :lol:
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Good thinking gents :lol:
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Mc Tool wrote: ↑Tue May 30, 2023 10:35 pm
Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑Tue May 30, 2023 12:33 pm Who dares me to ask him a question addressing him as "mate" :shock: :shock: :lol:
yeah , I was thinkin that ...... we should all do it :xd: :lol:
Easy for you to do it Hamish as you're safely tucked away over in NZ. Doubt he'd come looking for you :shock: :lol:
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yeah you'd be easy to find...just stand outside Tickover for half a day :xd: :lol: :lol:
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