Conspiracy anyone

[Mc Tool]

[Fordoholic Nick]

[Mc Tool]

Ha ha ha ah Nick , predictable as all hell ........I just knew that if you replied it would involve a cat doin' something .
Hot tip .....dont post it on an american website ........ no sense of humour....at all.. It was brilliant . Hard to take them seriously tho , I mean they elected trump as president , gotta hand it to the ruskies .....that has to be the best practical joke ever

[Jasonmarie]

Ha ha ha ah Nick , predictable as all hell ........I just knew that if you replied it would involve a cat doin' something .
Hot tip .....dont post it on an american website ........ no sense of humour....at all.. It was brilliant . Hard to take them seriously tho , I mean they elected trump as president , gotta hand it to the ruskies .....that has to be the best practical joke ever

Nick even has a large VHS collection of pussy films ( Peter told me )

[Fordoholic Nick]

Ha ha ha ah Nick , predictable as all hell ........I just knew that if you replied it would involve a cat doin' something .

I don't know what you mean Hamish.....

[Mc Tool]

We have two cats and talk about nosey ,cant do anything without being supervised , other day I was struggling to slide a cylinder down over a piston and rings ( on my quad motor )....and there on the other side of the cylinder is a wee ginger face and an oily paw reaching around to whack my fingers.......nearly shat myself

[Mc Tool]

These guys have their own pair of shoes to play with . Takes the short haired one about 5 mins to get the laces out ,and there have been some entertaining scraps too

[Fordoholic Nick]

These guys have their own pair of shoes to play with . Takes the short haired one about 5 mins to get the laces out ,and there have been some entertaining scraps too
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Lovely looking cats Hamish. The short haired fella looks all set to"attack"

Hope I'm minding my manners but I have to mention the microwave you got in your lounge...bit of a strange place to have one... Is this a NZ thing mate

[Mc Tool]

Nah , ya wally , thats my log burner,

Are you takin the piss?
That I have to be a bit careful with as all our house water is collected off the roof into a 5000 gallon tank so I cant go burning plastic crap or anything with lead paint on it as the ash finds its way into the tank ( found that out the hard way ).
The short haired one is bi-polar schizophrenic psycho . The fluffy one is called Biggles, bet you cant guess other ones name ....clue , its in the same line as Biggles . No one gets it

[Bug]

Nah , ya wally , thats my log burner,
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Are you takin the piss?
That I have to be a bit careful with as all our house water is collected off the roof into a 5000 gallon tank so I cant go burning plastic crap or anything with lead paint on it as the ash finds its way into the tank ( found that out the hard way ).
The short haired one is bi-polar schizophrenic psycho . The fluffy one is called Biggles, bet you cant guess other ones name ....clue , its in the same line as Biggles . No one gets it

Algy?
Ginger?

Littles?

[Mc Tool]

Oooooooohw yeah , Littles. Most ....like everyone so far , start listing off fighter pilots .
Named so because the other one chewed the cover of my copy of "Biggles flies east" the day we got him , so we figured a play on words. We thought of Duggles ( Sir Douglas Bader ), Richthofen,
Balfour ( as in Robert Hamish Balfour ....and Im Hamish Robert ) NZ ww2 flying ace, but in the end we figured that anyone who agonizes excessively over a cats name probly needed help ,so he got littles , but then the (English ) vet misheard us and he got registered as pickles , and then the neighbours kid called him pilchard , because his mother had been reading Bob the builder to him , so that sorta stuck ...........he aint bothered

[pbar]

The fluffy one is called Biggles, bet you cant guess other ones name ....clue , its in the same line as Biggles

Fokker

My neighbour's cat is called Cooking Fat. At least I think that's what he's shouting.

[Mc Tool]

Its funny what some people come up with . I have had friends with cats called meatball pattie ( named by 3yo ) sausage ( lived in crack house opposite my uncle ). Lots of Max's and Sam's.