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Major_Tom
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by Major_Tom » Mon Mar 01, 2021 8:38 pm
..two of these:
..add a muntjack leg and one Mystery Bird..
..lots of veg, a bottle of wine.. you get this..
..drink a bottle of wine, and some ale, you magically pass out and in the morning you get this:
..a week or more of good food for about Β£25! So tasty, my god.
I'm the one that leaves all those shoes in the carriageway.
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by Mc Tool » Tue Mar 02, 2021 2:55 am
Id rather have a bottle in front of me

than a frontal lobotomy

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by Major_Tom » Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:41 pm

went up to the game dealer, said "what's this? a partridge? grouse...?"
"Oh, I dunno. You can have it for Β£1."
I'm the one that leaves all those shoes in the carriageway.
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by Mc Tool » Tue Mar 02, 2021 6:45 pm
Well there you go , dont get nowt for a pound now days

Id rather have a bottle in front of me

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by Bug » Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:43 am
Mc Tool wrote: βTue Mar 02, 2021 6:45 pm
Well there you go , dont get nowt for a pound now days
Obviously that game dealer was a pheasant plucker.

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by Mc Tool » Wed Apr 07, 2021 7:21 am
My next heart attack

Id rather have a bottle in front of me

than a frontal lobotomy

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by Mr B » Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:04 pm
Mc Tool wrote: βWed Apr 07, 2021 7:21 am
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My next heart attack
Jesus that looks delicious

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by Mc Tool » Thu Apr 08, 2021 3:38 am
The steaks


were nearly 40mm thick , in the reduced bin at supermarket, dont mind beef gettin on a bit but not chicken or pork ,still had two days to go ,didnt realise one was rib eye and the other porterhouse till I got to prepping them at home (garlic and herb salt on one side and back in the fridge for a couple of hrs ) so thats why theres 4 bits......half a p/house and rib eye each. I bowled mine but Di hit the wall with one hunk of steak left . 10mins on the 1st side then another 6-8 garlic /herb salt side down. Aerosol olive oil is king
Id rather have a bottle in front of me

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by Noel » Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:41 pm
"hitting the wall" during steak eating. LOL.
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by Bug » Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:25 pm
Surely if it's a steak, you'd hit the fence?
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by Mc Tool » Fri Apr 09, 2021 9:12 pm
What ev

, when it starts backing up in your esophagus ya gotta stop.
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I feel like a big lion sauntering across the savana the next morning ......as I head to the dunny to shit out half a wildebeast. Faaaark ,imagine not eating for a week and then eating a whole gemsbok ,it sure would be lookin for a nice wee bush the next morn, I wonder if they fart lots .......too

Id rather have a bottle in front of me

than a frontal lobotomy
