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Major_Tom wrote: Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:55 pm Guess how many horses the Jag puts out.
Depends on how many it eats
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Mc Tool wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:12 am
Major_Tom wrote: Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:55 pm Guess how many horses the Jag puts out.
Depends on how many it eats
Go on... how many horses do most XJS's put out?
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Well if you can fit 4 elephants in a mini ( 2 in the front and 2 in the back ) and they will have to get out sooner or later for a piss stop ( I know for a fact that you can get 4 sheep in the back seat of an HQ Holden ) soooo ,XJS's :headscratch: a hoss aint as big as the jumbo but they got longer legs that dont really fold up ......unless you break them :deadhorse: or find some with already broken legs (brake horse power ? :xd: ) :goodluck: ( maybe hang around out the back at the showjumping ) ,I thinkin 4 hosses would fit into ,and therefore out of an XJS........but then it could be towing a horse float......fucked if I know , how many tom , and this better be good :lol: :lol:
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Major_Tom wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 9:11 am Go on... how many horses do most XJS's put out?
Is it a V12?

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Andrew 2.8i wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 10:22 am
Major_Tom wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 9:11 am Go on... how many horses do most XJS's put out?
Is it a V12?

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Major_Tom wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 10:59 am
Andrew 2.8i wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 10:22 am
Major_Tom wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 9:11 am Go on... how many horses do most XJS's put out?
Is it a V12?

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I think the most powerful standard version was the 6.0 V12 with 304bhp, which isn’t particularly impressive by today’s standards.... I imagine a bit of forced induction etc. could double that figure though!
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mjcapri wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 11:36 am
Major_Tom wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 10:59 am
Andrew 2.8i wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 10:22 am
Is it a V12?

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I think the most powerful standard version was the 6.0 V12 with 304bhp, which isn’t particularly impressive by today’s standards.... I imagine a bit of forced induction etc. could double that figure though!
Well this one puts out........





...none :lol: like most XJS's I've seen it doesn't run.
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Haha there’s an abandoned one near me actually.
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mjcapri wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 2:48 pm Haha there’s an abandoned one near me actually.
:lol: it does seem to be what they do best. I've only seen one running this year.
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