You are very close with that Noel. More so than actual people looking for love, using an unconventional method to kick a relationship off, which is what the show wants you to believe.
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TBH, I`m amazed, and disappointed, that that program ever got made, it really is exploitive, shameful crap! That has to be an all time low. (Although I often wondered about the people on that other C4 `doctor` show, where a girl would be so ashamed of her crusty labia that she couldn`t let her BF see her naked - so she goes on a TV program to sort it out??? As you do.
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Doesn't that perfectly highlight how some people these days desire to be on the TV any way they can and have their fifteen minutes of fame?stevemarl wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:52 pm TBH, I`m amazed, and disappointed, that that program ever got made, it really is exploitive, shameful crap! That has to be an all time low. (Although I often wondered about the people on that other C4 `doctor` show, where a girl would be so ashamed of her crusty labia that she couldn`t let her BF see her naked - so she goes on a TV program to sort it out??? As you do.
Why else would anybody do that in preference to seeing their own GP in private?
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I do enjoy your mother-in-law bumping off storiesJasonmarie wrote: ↑Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:53 pm Praise the Lord , Andrew must be upset as Eastenders is not filming . Also country file is just a few sheep talking this week . It’s like a movie as last night I received a alarming phone call from yes you have guessed the Mother in law asking why I had sent her Durex Play Gel , I said you can use it as hand gel as it’s the same . She going to tell her friends to go out and buy . Can’t wait before she finds out
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mjcapri wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:17 pmIt is a good laugh, but sometimes a bit russian roulette that show, if you have an episode where its a lady choosing blokes, followed by a gay chap also choosing blokes - it can all end up a bit of a cock fest. Which I guess is right up some people's street, but not a great 30 minutes for me.
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I actually dont mind looking at a few cocks here and there. I dont go out of my way to seek them out, but from a technical point of view it can be interesting.Noel wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:56 pmIt is a good laugh, but sometimes a bit russian roulette that show, if you have an episode where its a lady choosing blokes, followed by a gay chap also choosing blokes - it can all end up a bit of a cock fest. Which I guess is right up some people's street, but not a great 30 minutes for me.Jasonmarie wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:05 pm I watch naked attraction last night bloody hell that is funny ,
I was standing next to my mate at a urinal, known him for 20 years, gone for a piss next to him a million times, but this time I noticed that he was packing the biggest trouser snake Id ever seen. I was genuinely surprised. Scientific curiosity motivated me to ask where he had been hiding the thing, I couldnt believe it, A "bride scarer" as Viz would say.
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Post of the month award for this one I thinkMajor_Tom wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:32 pm
I actually dont mind looking at a few cocks here and there. I dont go out of my way to seek them out, but from a technical point of view it can be interesting.
I was standing next to my mate at a urinal, known him for 20 years, gone for a piss next to him a million times, but this time I noticed that he was packing the biggest trouser snake Id ever seen. I was genuinely surprised. Scientific curiosity motivated me to ask where he had been hiding the thing, I couldnt believe it, A "bride scarer" as Viz would say.
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Taking cocks but was looking for some meat in the shops and this is all what was leftMajor_Tom wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:32 pmI actually dont mind looking at a few cocks here and there. I dont go out of my way to seek them out, but from a technical point of view it can be interesting.Noel wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:56 pmIt is a good laugh, but sometimes a bit russian roulette that show, if you have an episode where its a lady choosing blokes, followed by a gay chap also choosing blokes - it can all end up a bit of a cock fest. Which I guess is right up some people's street, but not a great 30 minutes for me.Jasonmarie wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:05 pm I watch naked attraction last night bloody hell that is funny ,
I was standing next to my mate at a urinal, known him for 20 years, gone for a piss next to him a million times, but this time I noticed that he was packing the biggest trouser snake Id ever seen. I was genuinely surprised. Scientific curiosity motivated me to ask where he had been hiding the thing, I couldnt believe it, A "bride scarer" as Viz would say.
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Jasonmarie wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:30 pmTaking cocks but was looking for some meat in the shops and this is all what was leftMajor_Tom wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:32 pmI actually dont mind looking at a few cocks here and there. I dont go out of my way to seek them out, but from a technical point of view it can be interesting.Noel wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:56 pm
It is a good laugh, but sometimes a bit russian roulette that show, if you have an episode where its a lady choosing blokes, followed by a gay chap also choosing blokes - it can all end up a bit of a cock fest. Which I guess is right up some people's street, but not a great 30 minutes for me.
I was standing next to my mate at a urinal, known him for 20 years, gone for a piss next to him a million times, but this time I noticed that he was packing the biggest trouser snake Id ever seen. I was genuinely surprised. Scientific curiosity motivated me to ask where he had been hiding the thing, I couldnt believe it, A "bride scarer" as Viz would say.
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Jasonmarie wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:30 pm
Taking cocks but was looking for some meat in the shops and this is all what was left
I always suspected they sold horse meat, but I didn't know, until now, what part of the horse they were using.....
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Showed this to the other half. "Is that Jason?" she said
Didn't really know what to say
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the funny thing is I have been a veggie for over 20 years now and even that made me laugh when I see it
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PMSL!I actually dont mind looking at a few cocks here and there. I dont go out of my way to seek them out, but from a technical point of view it can be interesting.
I was standing next to my mate at a urinal, known him for 20 years, gone for a piss next to him a million times, but this time I noticed that he was packing the biggest trouser snake Id ever seen. I was genuinely surprised. Scientific curiosity motivated me to ask where he had been hiding the thing, I couldnt believe it, A "bride scarer" as Viz would say.
Google ‘viz railway enthusiast recruitment’ if you haven’t read it, I was literally in tears!
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Nice to see the Aldi pork/cock meme make it to this thread!
Re the cocks on naked attraction it’s like a effin mushroom farm some episodes.
Anyway do want to know how Jason’s mother-in-law got on with the lube.
Re the cocks on naked attraction it’s like a effin mushroom farm some episodes.
Anyway do want to know how Jason’s mother-in-law got on with the lube.
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Just read that yes, hilariousmjcapri wrote: ↑Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:23 amPMSL!I actually dont mind looking at a few cocks here and there. I dont go out of my way to seek them out, but from a technical point of view it can be interesting.
I was standing next to my mate at a urinal, known him for 20 years, gone for a piss next to him a million times, but this time I noticed that he was packing the biggest trouser snake Id ever seen. I was genuinely surprised. Scientific curiosity motivated me to ask where he had been hiding the thing, I couldnt believe it, A "bride scarer" as Viz would say.
Google ‘viz railway enthusiast recruitment’ if you haven’t read it, I was literally in tears!
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When she phoned the only word I made out was “ OFF” so I think she’s happy
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Next try sending hand sanitizer as lube. That'll be stimulating.
Anyway more good news. This is out on DVD today:
Anyway more good news. This is out on DVD today:
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I watched this recently on my flight back from Dubai - fantastic film I loved it
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