The Ford Capri Laser Page

Guy posted this on fb and its supposed to be genuine



Think this is worse than the "Do not drink battery acid"

Gotta be American

Ha , just showed this to Di and she said " ah fuck them ,let em do it, weed a few out "

Mc Tool wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:04 am Ha , just showed this to Di and she said " ah fuck them ,let em do it, weed a few out "

Maybe they've had some problems with the LPG+ community?

Bug wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:47 am Maybe they've had some problems with the LPG+ community?

Excellent

Bug wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:47 am Maybe they've had some problems with the LPG+ community?

Oooóoh yeah , you wouldn't want to stick that up your arse .......but they might like an EV top up , fuck yeah ,that would stimulate the ole prostrate

They`d be prostrate after that, that`s for sure

Go for it as long as its not E10 petrol !

I dunno , get pissed at the same time . I used to think the spring was to hold the nozzle in the filler ........but ......sorta along the lines of "ribbed for his/her pleasure" , oooóoh , you'd have to shove it right in tho , hard core

The cold steel! They don't like it up 'em Captain Mainwairing

Who dont like it up them ? The fuzzy wuzzies ?

Mc Tool wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:28 am I dunno , get pissed at the same time . I used to think the spring was to hold the nozzle in the filler ........but ......sorta along the lines of "ribbed for his/her pleasure" , oooóoh , you'd have to shove it right in tho , hard core

Looking at that photo, you'd want to remember it's a left hand thread when it comes to removal!

Thats a northern hemisphere thing . Just noticed the splash guard .
Seriously tho , ya gotta wonder why they felt the need to put that warning there , I mean if its prudent to do that you would expect to see such warnings on batteries ,soap bars , peanut butter jars , kinder surprise eggs ( I watched a program on things people had to go to hospital to get removed for their rectums ......it was american ) . They are a creative bunch ...them butt stuffers ....flatmates toothbrush

Mc Tool wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:23 pm Seriously tho , ya gotta wonder why they felt the need to put that warning there

The chances are it's photoshopped.

pbar wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 7:11 pm

Mc Tool wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:23 pm Seriously tho , ya gotta wonder why they felt the need to put that warning there

The chances are it's photoshopped.

Awww , dont spoil it for me