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Petrol Pump warning...

Post by Fordoholic Nick » Wed Sep 08, 2021 9:47 pm

Guy posted this on fb and its supposed to be genuine 😳

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Think this is worse than the "Do not drink battery acid" 😂
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Re: Petrol Pump warning...

Post by Mc Tool » Wed Sep 08, 2021 10:02 pm

Gotta be American 🙂
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Post by Mc Tool » Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:04 am

Ha , just showed this to Di and she said " ah fuck them ,let em do it, weed a few out " 😁
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Re: Petrol Pump warning...

Post by Paul G » Thu Sep 09, 2021 8:36 am

Mc Tool wrote:
Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:04 am
Ha , just showed this to Di and she said " ah fuck them ,let em do it, weed a few out " 😁
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Jasonmarie » Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Petrol Pump warning...

Post by Bug » Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:47 am

Maybe they've had some problems with the LPG+ community? ;)

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Re: Petrol Pump warning...

Post by stevemarl » Fri Sep 10, 2021 6:04 pm

Bug wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:47 am
Maybe they've had some problems with the LPG+ community?
Excellent :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Petrol Pump warning...

Post by Mc Tool » Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:49 pm

Bug wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:47 am
Maybe they've had some problems with the LPG+ community? ;)
Oooóoh yeah , you wouldn't want to stick that up your arse🥺 .......but they might like an EV top up , fuck yeah ,that would stimulate the ole prostrate 😂
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Post by stevemarl » Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:50 pm

They`d be prostrate after that, that`s for sure :shock:

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Re: Petrol Pump warning...

Post by Mr B » Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:37 pm

Go for it as long as its not E10 petrol !
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Re: Petrol Pump warning...

Post by Mc Tool » Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:28 am

I dunno , get pissed at the same time . I used to think the spring was to hold the nozzle in the filler ........but ......sorta along the lines of "ribbed for his/her pleasure" , oooóoh , you'd have to shove it right in tho , hard core
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Re: Petrol Pump warning...

Post by andyd » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:24 am

The cold steel! They don't like it up 'em Captain Mainwairing :)

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Re: Petrol Pump warning...

Post by Mc Tool » Sat Sep 11, 2021 11:43 pm

Who dont like it up them ? The fuzzy wuzzies ? 😁
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Re: Petrol Pump warning...

Post by Bug » Sun Sep 12, 2021 11:56 am

Mc Tool wrote:
Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:28 am
I dunno , get pissed at the same time . I used to think the spring was to hold the nozzle in the filler ........but ......sorta along the lines of "ribbed for his/her pleasure" , oooóoh , you'd have to shove it right in tho , hard core
Looking at that photo, you'd want to remember it's a left hand thread when it comes to removal! :o

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Re: Petrol Pump warning...

Post by Mc Tool » Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:23 pm

Thats a northern hemisphere thing . Just noticed the splash guard .
Seriously tho , ya gotta wonder why they felt the need to put that warning there , I mean if its prudent to do that you would expect to see such warnings on batteries ,soap bars , peanut butter jars , kinder surprise eggs ( I watched a program on things people had to go to hospital to get removed for their rectums ......it was american ) . They are a creative bunch ...them butt stuffers ....flatmates toothbrush 🥺
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Re: Petrol Pump warning...

Post by pbar » Sun Sep 12, 2021 7:11 pm

Mc Tool wrote:
Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:23 pm
Seriously tho , ya gotta wonder why they felt the need to put that warning there

The chances are it's photoshopped.

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Re: Petrol Pump warning...

Post by Mc Tool » Sun Sep 12, 2021 11:46 pm

pbar wrote:
Sun Sep 12, 2021 7:11 pm
Mc Tool wrote:
Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:23 pm
Seriously tho , ya gotta wonder why they felt the need to put that warning there

The chances are it's photoshopped.
Awww , dont spoil it for me 😁
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