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..two of these:



..add a muntjack leg and one Mystery Bird..



..lots of veg, a bottle of wine.. you get this..



..drink a bottle of wine, and some ale, you magically pass out and in the morning you get this:



..a week or more of good food for about £25! So tasty, my god.

Mystery bird? do you not actually know what it is ( like plucked clean and beheaded by preceding traffic ) or are you just not telling us

Mc Tool wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 2:55 am Mystery bird? do you not actually know what it is ( like plucked clean and beheaded by preceding traffic ) or are you just not telling us

went up to the game dealer, said "what's this? a partridge? grouse...?"

"Oh, I dunno. You can have it for £1."

Well there you go , dont get nowt for a pound now days

Mc Tool wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 6:45 pm Well there you go , dont get nowt for a pound now days

Obviously that game dealer was a pheasant plucker.

My next heart attack

Mc Tool wrote: ↑Wed Apr 07, 2021 7:21 am IMG_20210407_183334.jpg
My next heart attack

Jesus that looks delicious

The steaks were nearly 40mm thick , in the reduced bin at supermarket, dont mind beef gettin on a bit but not chicken or pork ,still had two days to go ,didnt realise one was rib eye and the other porterhouse till I got to prepping them at home (garlic and herb salt on one side and back in the fridge for a couple of hrs ) so thats why theres 4 bits......half a p/house and rib eye each. I bowled mine but Di hit the wall with one hunk of steak left . 10mins on the 1st side then another 6-8 garlic /herb salt side down. Aerosol olive oil is king

"hitting the wall" during steak eating. LOL.

Surely if it's a steak, you'd hit the fence?

What ev, when it starts backing up in your esophagus ya gotta stop. .
I feel like a big lion sauntering across the savana the next morning ......as I head to the dunny to shit out half a wildebeast. Faaaark ,imagine not eating for a week and then eating a whole gemsbok ,it sure would be lookin for a nice wee bush the next morn, I wonder if they fart lots .......too