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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Fordoholic Nick » Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:46 pm

Mc Tool wrote: ↑
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Jason , Aaww man ! How sad is that? Your Mrs bought you a dick enlargement thing , must have made you feel 2 inches.........
tall πŸ˜†. MmmmπŸ€” cant see the point in making it see-thru if it doesn't have some sort of measuring scale on the side πŸ˜€
:lol: I knew you would say it as you see Hamish but hopefully Jason won't show us :applaud: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Jasonmarie » Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:04 am

Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:46 pm
Mc Tool wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:30 pm
Jason , Aaww man ! How sad is that? Your Mrs bought you a dick enlargement thing , must have made you feel 2 inches.........
tall πŸ˜†. MmmmπŸ€” cant see the point in making it see-thru if it doesn't have some sort of measuring scale on the side πŸ˜€
:lol: I knew you would say it as you see Hamish but hopefully Jason won't show us :applaud: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Perhaps I should do a you tube , also thanks for the instructions Nick did it help you :lol: :lol: :lol:
It does say after only a weeks use I should be hung like a donkey . Sounds good as I could get a better part in this years xmas play :lol: :lol:
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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Major_Tom » Wed Feb 03, 2021 11:59 am

Peter-S wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:24 pm
For a car forum it must be right up there.
It's because all mechanics are fundementally filthy minded. Seriously, its true! I think its all the shafts, nipples, grease, mating things up and bedding in we do.
I'm the one that leaves all those shoes in the carriageway.

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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Fordoholic Nick » Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:01 pm

Major_Tom wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 03, 2021 11:59 am
Peter-S wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:24 pm
For a car forum it must be right up there.
It's because all mechanics are fundementally filthy minded. Seriously, its true! I think its all the shafts, nipples, grease, mating things up and bedding in we do.
Yes Mr Tom :lol:.. And then there's Jason........ :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Major_Tom » Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:29 pm

Jasonmarie wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 02, 2021 9:26 pm
Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 02, 2021 9:23 pm
Mc Tool wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 02, 2021 7:25 pm
Seriously Nick , your not really going to put that in your car......
Indeed I am Mr Hamish.... :wave: :lol:

Seriously mate the pool ball gear knobs I seen on Capris do look well cool, and I am hoping will compliment my fluffy dice a treat. Just one of those things I always wanted to do and especially as I am still going through my mid life crisis it seems the perfect time, and when you compare this to Jason's mid life crisis pressie for himself I think I am doing pretty well :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mc Tool wrote: ↑
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Ha, Di reckons you need bumper sticker "if this vehicles rocking Nicks polishing"


:applaud: :applaud: :applaud: Thats got a great ring to it Hamish. Please pass on my thanks to Di :)
That’s my brake bleeder marie got me for Xmas I still don’t know how you use it :lol: :lol: :lol:
Little tip (literally for a little tip!) if it doesnt work, just glue the whole thing to the base of the old chap and use the whole thing for a steamy sex sesh that's sure to please.
I'm the one that leaves all those shoes in the carriageway.

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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Jasonmarie » Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:39 pm

Major_Tom wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:29 pm
Jasonmarie wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 02, 2021 9:26 pm
Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 02, 2021 9:23 pm


Indeed I am Mr Hamish.... :wave: :lol:

Seriously mate the pool ball gear knobs I seen on Capris do look well cool, and I am hoping will compliment my fluffy dice a treat. Just one of those things I always wanted to do and especially as I am still going through my mid life crisis it seems the perfect time, and when you compare this to Jason's mid life crisis pressie for himself I think I am doing pretty well :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
What does worry me is will I still be able to ware shorts in the summer ? :lol: :lol:


:applaud: :applaud: :applaud: Thats got a great ring to it Hamish. Please pass on my thanks to Di :)
That’s my brake bleeder marie got me for Xmas I still don’t know how you use it :lol: :lol: :lol:
Little tip (literally for a little tip!) if it doesnt work, just glue the whole thing to the base of the old chap and use the whole thing for a steamy sex sesh that's sure to please.
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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Peter-S » Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:40 pm

Major_Tom wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:29 pm

Little tip (literally for a little tip!) if it doesnt work, just glue the whole thing to the base of the old chap and use the whole thing for a steamy sex sesh that's sure to please.
And after it's all over ? :shock: :? :?
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Re: Could not resist...

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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Bug » Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:08 pm

Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:41 pm
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Your answer is a picture of a pussy?

Weirdly logical I guess? :headscratch:

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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Major_Tom » Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:58 pm

Peter-S wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:40 pm
Major_Tom wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:29 pm

Little tip (literally for a little tip!) if it doesnt work, just glue the whole thing to the base of the old chap and use the whole thing for a steamy sex sesh that's sure to please.
And after it's all over ? :shock: :? :?
Hospital probably :(
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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Mc Tool » Wed Feb 03, 2021 5:53 pm

Major_Tom wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:29 pm


Little tip (literally for a little tip!) if it doesnt work, just glue the whole thing to the base of the old chap and use the whole thing for a steamy sex sesh that's sure to please.
Sounds like your talking flying solo Tom 😁
And ....."the old chap " 😳
Id rather have a bottle in front of me :beer: than a frontal lobotomy 🀯

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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Jasonmarie » Wed Feb 03, 2021 6:20 pm

Nick just sent me this video as it help him all I can say it’s great for getting behind the dash and pick up the dust :lol: :roll:
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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Major_Tom » Wed Feb 03, 2021 6:54 pm

Jasonmarie wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 03, 2021 6:20 pm
Nick just sent me this video as it help him all I can say it’s great for getting behind the dash and pick up the dust :lol: :roll:
What the FUCK?!
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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Fordoholic Nick » Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:10 am

Major_Tom wrote: ↑
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What the FUCK?!
You watched it too Tom.... :lol: :lol:
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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Paul G » Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:12 pm

Can it also be used as a cooling system pressure tester?

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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Fordoholic Nick » Thu Feb 04, 2021 6:14 pm

Paul G wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:12 pm
Can it also be used as a cooling system pressure tester?
We will have a long wait to see Paul... just come off the phone with Jason and he's still pumping !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Mc Tool » Thu Feb 04, 2021 6:29 pm

Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 04, 2021 6:14 pm
Paul G wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:12 pm
Can it also be used as a cooling system pressure tester?
We will have a long wait to see Paul... just come off the phone with Jason and he's still pumping !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
No point in waiting round for him , it will be well knackered by the time he's finished with it 😁
Id rather have a bottle in front of me :beer: than a frontal lobotomy 🀯

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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Fordoholic Nick » Thu Feb 04, 2021 10:41 pm

Mc Tool wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 04, 2021 6:29 pm
Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 04, 2021 6:14 pm
Paul G wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:12 pm
Can it also be used as a cooling system pressure tester?
We will have a long wait to see Paul... just come off the phone with Jason and he's still pumping !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
No point in waiting round for him , it will be well knackered by the time he's finished with it 😁
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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Fordoholic Nick » Thu Feb 04, 2021 10:42 pm

Bug wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:08 pm
Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:41 pm
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Your answer is a picture of a pussy?

Weirdly logical I guess? :headscratch:
:lol: :lol: I was hoping someone would catch on... :applaud:
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Re: Could not resist...

Post by Jasonmarie » Thu Feb 04, 2021 10:53 pm

Paul G wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:12 pm
Can it also be used as a cooling system pressure tester?
Is there a how to video on that Paul :lol: :lol: :lol:

I just thought it’s like my grass test last year will it grow :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nick only rings every night to see if it’s working :lol: :lol: :lol: I said he should just get one :lol: :lol:
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