Could not resist...

[Fordoholic Nick]

Jason , Aaww man ! How sad is that? Your Mrs bought you a dick enlargement thing , must have made you feel 2 inches.........
tall . Mmmm cant see the point in making it see-thru if it doesn't have some sort of measuring scale on the side

I knew you would say it as you see Hamish but hopefully Jason won't show us

[Jasonmarie]

Jason , Aaww man ! How sad is that? Your Mrs bought you a dick enlargement thing , must have made you feel 2 inches.........
tall . Mmmm cant see the point in making it see-thru if it doesn't have some sort of measuring scale on the side

I knew you would say it as you see Hamish but hopefully Jason won't show us

Perhaps I should do a you tube , also thanks for the instructions Nick did it help you
It does say after only a weeks use I should be hung like a donkey . Sounds good as I could get a better part in this years xmas play

[Major_Tom]

For a car forum it must be right up there.

It's because all mechanics are fundementally filthy minded. Seriously, its true! I think its all the shafts, nipples, grease, mating things up and bedding in we do.

[Fordoholic Nick]

For a car forum it must be right up there.

It's because all mechanics are fundementally filthy minded. Seriously, its true! I think its all the shafts, nipples, grease, mating things up and bedding in we do.

Yes Mr Tom .. And then there's Jason........

[Major_Tom]

Seriously Nick , your not really going to put that in your car......

Indeed I am Mr Hamish....

Seriously mate the pool ball gear knobs I seen on Capris do look well cool, and I am hoping will compliment my fluffy dice a treat. Just one of those things I always wanted to do and especially as I am still going through my mid life crisis it seems the perfect time, and when you compare this to Jason's mid life crisis pressie for himself I think I am doing pretty well

Ha, Di reckons you need bumper sticker "if this vehicles rocking Nicks polishing"

Thats got a great ring to it Hamish. Please pass on my thanks to Di

That’s my brake bleeder marie got me for Xmas I still don’t know how you use it

Little tip (literally for a little tip!) if it doesnt work, just glue the whole thing to the base of the old chap and use the whole thing for a steamy sex sesh that's sure to please.

[Jasonmarie]

Indeed I am Mr Hamish....

Seriously mate the pool ball gear knobs I seen on Capris do look well cool, and I am hoping will compliment my fluffy dice a treat. Just one of those things I always wanted to do and especially as I am still going through my mid life crisis it seems the perfect time, and when you compare this to Jason's mid life crisis pressie for himself I think I am doing pretty well




What does worry me is will I still be able to ware shorts in the summer ?


Thats got a great ring to it Hamish. Please pass on my thanks to Di

That’s my brake bleeder marie got me for Xmas I still don’t know how you use it

Little tip (literally for a little tip!) if it doesnt work, just glue the whole thing to the base of the old chap and use the whole thing for a steamy sex sesh that's sure to please.

[Peter-S]

Little tip (literally for a little tip!) if it doesnt work, just glue the whole thing to the base of the old chap and use the whole thing for a steamy sex sesh that's sure to please.

And after it's all over ?

[Fordoholic Nick]

[Bug]

Your answer is a picture of a pussy?

Weirdly logical I guess?

[Major_Tom]

Little tip (literally for a little tip!) if it doesnt work, just glue the whole thing to the base of the old chap and use the whole thing for a steamy sex sesh that's sure to please.

And after it's all over ?

Hospital probably

[Mc Tool]

Little tip (literally for a little tip!) if it doesnt work, just glue the whole thing to the base of the old chap and use the whole thing for a steamy sex sesh that's sure to please.

Sounds like your talking flying solo Tom
And ....."the old chap "

[Jasonmarie]

Nick just sent me this video as it help him all I can say it’s great for getting behind the dash and pick up the dust

[Major_Tom]

Nick just sent me this video as it help him all I can say it’s great for getting behind the dash and pick up the dust

What the FUCK?!

[Fordoholic Nick]

What the FUCK?!

You watched it too Tom....

[Paul G]

Can it also be used as a cooling system pressure tester?

[Fordoholic Nick]

Can it also be used as a cooling system pressure tester?

We will have a long wait to see Paul... just come off the phone with Jason and he's still pumping !!!

[Mc Tool]

Can it also be used as a cooling system pressure tester?

We will have a long wait to see Paul... just come off the phone with Jason and he's still pumping !!!

No point in waiting round for him , it will be well knackered by the time he's finished with it

[Fordoholic Nick]

Can it also be used as a cooling system pressure tester?

We will have a long wait to see Paul... just come off the phone with Jason and he's still pumping !!!

No point in waiting round for him , it will be well knackered by the time he's finished with it

[Fordoholic Nick]

Your answer is a picture of a pussy?

Weirdly logical I guess?

I was hoping someone would catch on...

[Jasonmarie]

Can it also be used as a cooling system pressure tester?

Is there a how to video on that Paul

I just thought it’s like my grass test last year will it grow

Nick only rings every night to see if it’s working I said he should just get one