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Mc Tool wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:30 pm Jason , Aaww man ! How sad is that? Your Mrs bought you a dick enlargement thing , must have made you feel 2 inches.........
tall πŸ˜†. MmmmπŸ€” cant see the point in making it see-thru if it doesn't have some sort of measuring scale on the side πŸ˜€
:lol: I knew you would say it as you see Hamish but hopefully Jason won't show us :applaud: :lol: :lol:
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Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:46 pm
Mc Tool wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:30 pm Jason , Aaww man ! How sad is that? Your Mrs bought you a dick enlargement thing , must have made you feel 2 inches.........
tall πŸ˜†. MmmmπŸ€” cant see the point in making it see-thru if it doesn't have some sort of measuring scale on the side πŸ˜€
:lol: I knew you would say it as you see Hamish but hopefully Jason won't show us :applaud: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Perhaps I should do a you tube , also thanks for the instructions Nick did it help you :lol: :lol: :lol:
It does say after only a weeks use I should be hung like a donkey . Sounds good as I could get a better part in this years xmas play :lol: :lol:
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Peter-S wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:24 pm For a car forum it must be right up there.
It's because all mechanics are fundementally filthy minded. Seriously, its true! I think its all the shafts, nipples, grease, mating things up and bedding in we do.
I'm the one who leaves all those shoes in the carriageway.
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Major_Tom wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 11:59 am
Peter-S wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:24 pm For a car forum it must be right up there.
It's because all mechanics are fundementally filthy minded. Seriously, its true! I think its all the shafts, nipples, grease, mating things up and bedding in we do.
Yes Mr Tom :lol:.. And then there's Jason........ :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jasonmarie wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 9:26 pm
Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 9:23 pm
Mc Tool wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 7:25 pm Seriously Nick , your not really going to put that in your car......
Indeed I am Mr Hamish.... :wave: :lol:

Seriously mate the pool ball gear knobs I seen on Capris do look well cool, and I am hoping will compliment my fluffy dice a treat. Just one of those things I always wanted to do and especially as I am still going through my mid life crisis it seems the perfect time, and when you compare this to Jason's mid life crisis pressie for himself I think I am doing pretty well :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mc Tool wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 7:25 pm Ha, Di reckons you need bumper sticker "if this vehicles rocking Nicks polishing"


:applaud: :applaud: :applaud: Thats got a great ring to it Hamish. Please pass on my thanks to Di :)
That’s my brake bleeder marie got me for Xmas I still don’t know how you use it :lol: :lol: :lol:
Little tip (literally for a little tip!) if it doesnt work, just glue the whole thing to the base of the old chap and use the whole thing for a steamy sex sesh that's sure to please.
I'm the one who leaves all those shoes in the carriageway.
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Major_Tom wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:29 pm
Jasonmarie wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 9:26 pm
Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 9:23 pm

Indeed I am Mr Hamish.... :wave: :lol:

Seriously mate the pool ball gear knobs I seen on Capris do look well cool, and I am hoping will compliment my fluffy dice a treat. Just one of those things I always wanted to do and especially as I am still going through my mid life crisis it seems the perfect time, and when you compare this to Jason's mid life crisis pressie for himself I think I am doing pretty well :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
What does worry me is will I still be able to ware shorts in the summer ? :lol: :lol:


:applaud: :applaud: :applaud: Thats got a great ring to it Hamish. Please pass on my thanks to Di :)
That’s my brake bleeder marie got me for Xmas I still don’t know how you use it :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Major_Tom wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:29 pm
Little tip (literally for a little tip!) if it doesnt work, just glue the whole thing to the base of the old chap and use the whole thing for a steamy sex sesh that's sure to please.
And after it's all over ? :shock: :? :?
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Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:41 pm Image
Your answer is a picture of a pussy?

Weirdly logical I guess? :headscratch:
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Peter-S wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:40 pm
Major_Tom wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:29 pm
Little tip (literally for a little tip!) if it doesnt work, just glue the whole thing to the base of the old chap and use the whole thing for a steamy sex sesh that's sure to please.
And after it's all over ? :shock: :? :?
Hospital probably :(
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Major_Tom wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:29 pm

Little tip (literally for a little tip!) if it doesnt work, just glue the whole thing to the base of the old chap and use the whole thing for a steamy sex sesh that's sure to please.
Sounds like your talking flying solo Tom 😁
And ....."the old chap " 😳
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Nick just sent me this video as it help him all I can say it’s great for getting behind the dash and pick up the dust :lol: :roll:
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Jasonmarie wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 6:20 pm Nick just sent me this video as it help him all I can say it’s great for getting behind the dash and pick up the dust :lol: :roll:
What the FUCK?!
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Major_Tom wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 6:54 pm What the FUCK?!
You watched it too Tom.... :lol: :lol:
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Can it also be used as a cooling system pressure tester?
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Paul G wrote: ↑Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:12 pm Can it also be used as a cooling system pressure tester?
We will have a long wait to see Paul... just come off the phone with Jason and he's still pumping !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑Thu Feb 04, 2021 6:14 pm
Paul G wrote: ↑Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:12 pm Can it also be used as a cooling system pressure tester?
We will have a long wait to see Paul... just come off the phone with Jason and he's still pumping !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
No point in waiting round for him , it will be well knackered by the time he's finished with it 😁
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Mc Tool wrote: ↑Thu Feb 04, 2021 6:29 pm
Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑Thu Feb 04, 2021 6:14 pm
Paul G wrote: ↑Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:12 pm Can it also be used as a cooling system pressure tester?
We will have a long wait to see Paul... just come off the phone with Jason and he's still pumping !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
No point in waiting round for him , it will be well knackered by the time he's finished with it 😁
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Bug wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:08 pm
Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:41 pm Image
Your answer is a picture of a pussy?

Weirdly logical I guess? :headscratch:
:lol: :lol: I was hoping someone would catch on... :applaud:
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Paul G wrote: ↑Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:12 pm Can it also be used as a cooling system pressure tester?
Is there a how to video on that Paul :lol: :lol: :lol:

I just thought it’s like my grass test last year will it grow :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nick only rings every night to see if it’s working :lol: :lol: :lol: I said he should just get one :lol: :lol:
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