Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looked him over. "Nope."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Without missing a beat Margaret replied,
"Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."
Cowboy boots
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Re: Cowboy boots
Probly caused a suicide ripple amid the ED sufferers in the forum (cant remember how many % they reckon ), but apart from that ( like I really give one ) best laugh I have had for ages.
Sometimes I talk to myself ... and we both have a good laugh
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Not many replies, I guess that joke was a bit of a flop
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Thing is about cock jokes is it's not always easy pulling it off.
I'm the one who leaves all those shoes in the carriageway.
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It's ok Martin, just have a reach around for more puns.
I'm the one who leaves all those shoes in the carriageway.
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Ah yes, the pen is mightier than the sword.
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Did Margaret want a cocked hat?