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Engine running without a head on!

Post by Major_Tom » Sat Nov 07, 2020 12:35 pm

I'm the one that leaves all those shoes in the carriageway.

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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by STEVEW » Sat Nov 07, 2020 5:49 pm

He must be using lheadfree petrol. :D

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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by Mc Tool » Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:19 pm

......and the pinto engine was born
you gotta make the most :cheers: :cigar: :burnout: out of your 20's, 30's, and 40's coz when you hit 50 the "engine check" light comes on. :?

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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by Fordoholic Nick » Sun Nov 08, 2020 8:26 pm

Mc Tool wrote:
Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:19 pm
......and the pinto engine was born


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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by Major_Tom » Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:15 am

STEVEW wrote:
Sat Nov 07, 2020 5:49 pm
He must be using lheadfree petrol. :D
What a bore.
I'm the one that leaves all those shoes in the carriageway.

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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by Fordoholic Nick » Tue Nov 10, 2020 4:04 am

Major_Tom wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:15 am
STEVEW wrote:
Sat Nov 07, 2020 5:49 pm
He must be using lheadfree petrol. :D
What a bore.
:lol: :lol: I'm piston myself laughing :wave: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by Mc Tool » Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:54 am

Aaaah , where're not going to start cranking out the puns again :deadhorse: :lol:
you gotta make the most :cheers: :cigar: :burnout: out of your 20's, 30's, and 40's coz when you hit 50 the "engine check" light comes on. :?

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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by STEVEW » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:58 am

McTool wrote,
Aaaah , where're not going to start cranking out the puns again
Only dose on decoke man. :burnout:

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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by Major_Tom » Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:41 pm

Sump people have no sense of humour.
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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by Fordoholic Nick » Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:42 pm

I've been called a dipstick more than once :wave: :lol:
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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by Major_Tom » Tue Nov 10, 2020 5:07 pm

When we tell the last joke, it will be a big end.
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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by STEVEW » Tue Nov 10, 2020 5:10 pm

Fordaholic wrote,
I've been called a dipstick more than once :wave: :lol:
Why, were you well oiled? :cheers:

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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by Not_Anumber » Tue Nov 10, 2020 5:16 pm

someone lost their bearings

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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by STEVEW » Tue Nov 10, 2020 5:37 pm

Not_Anumber wrote,
someone lost their bearings
That's better than blowing a gasket. :D

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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by STEVEW » Tue Nov 10, 2020 5:42 pm

Major_Tom wrote,
When we tell the last joke, it will be a big end.
Then it's got to be a gudgeon. :roll:

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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by Major_Tom » Tue Nov 10, 2020 6:15 pm

If we want these puns to fly wheel have to up our game a bit :python:
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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by STEVEW » Tue Nov 10, 2020 6:30 pm

Major_Tom wrote,
If we want these puns to fly wheel have to up our game a bit :python:
However, we shouldn't clutch at straws. :lol:

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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by Major_Tom » Tue Nov 10, 2020 6:45 pm

The levels of humour outlined on this site are manifold.
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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by Mc Tool » Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:04 pm

Surely we have exhausted this line of humour , Im still laughing my head off :lol:
you gotta make the most :cheers: :cigar: :burnout: out of your 20's, 30's, and 40's coz when you hit 50 the "engine check" light comes on. :?

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Re: Engine running without a head on!

Post by Major_Tom » Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:09 pm

It's good that we all reciprocate.
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