Dog Friendly Capri

[Major_Tom]

I thought it was a Rover..

[Bug]

I thought it was a Rover..

Well it was running 'ruff'

[Major_Tom]

I thought it was a Rover..

Well it was running 'ruff'

Yes......... it was hunting (knew there was another pun there somewhere!)

[mjcapri]

I thought it was a Rover..

Well it was running 'ruff'

Yes......... it was hunting (knew there was another pun there somewhere!)

I wonder when the leads were last replaced? (Scraping the barrel now!)....

[Bug]

Well it was running 'ruff'

Yes......... it was hunting (knew there was another pun there somewhere!)

I wonder when the leads were last replaced? (Scraping the barrel now!)....

Oh no, we can do worse than that!
I was just wondering if he could get the tail out!

[Bug]

However, looking at the roof rack there could be a case to answer for overloading.

That's why they have to dogs on board.
They should be able to retriever case if it falls off.

[Major_Tom]

However, looking at the roof rack there could be a case to answer for overloading.

That's why they have to dogs on board.
They should be able to retriever case if it falls off.

Big problem with fouling though.

[Mc Tool]

Oh no, we can do worse than that!
I was just wondering if he could get the tail out!

Id say that if it aint already chopped off the tail would go out the same hole as his nuts (as prevoiusly mentioned )..if he still has them , tho I gotta be thinkin that if I had to drive round with my balls dangling out the bottom of the car.......faaaaarrrrkk you want to stay away from speed humps and gravel roads

[Bug]

Oh no, we can do worse than that!
I was just wondering if he could get the tail out!

Id say that if it aint already chopped off the tail would go out the same hole as his nuts (as prevoiusly mentioned )..if he still has them , tho I gotta be thinkin that if I had to drive round with my balls dangling out the bottom of the car.......faaaaarrrrkk you want to stay away from speed humps and gravel roads

Ah now you're just talking bollox!

[ESSEXV6ESSEX]

I assume because it's from the rear it must be Doggy Style!

[STEVEW]

ESSEXV6ESSEX wrote

I assume because it's from the rear it must be Doggy Style!

That makes one exhausted old chappie.

[STEVEW]

My mate offered good money for that Capri.
They bit his hand off!

[Major_Tom]

My mate offered good money for that Capri.
They bit his hand off!

I'd avoid it, it's a bit of a dog.

[STEVEW]

I asked the owner,
"Where did you get the "dog conversion from?"

"A car boot sale!"

[Bug]

You would have to take a very careful look around you before shouting "Wow! Nice pair of puppies!"

[Paul G]

With all that dog piss the boot floor in that car would rott weiler they drove it.

[STEVEW]

Paul G wrote,
[quoteWith all that dog piss the boot floor in that car would rott weiler they drove it][/quote]

I thought the piss would be pawed out.

[Bug]

With all that dog piss the boot floor in that car would rott weiler they drove it.

Best one yet!