Well trained cat

[Mc Tool]

Usually the little bastard hides them ,but now he's chuckin them in the toilet....fine by me ,well definatley a better option than having to sniff them out of where he stashed it

[Olly Sparks]

I'm used to that sight in the bog after one of my "special dates".

[STEVEW]

That's great Hamish,

Now you've got a cat that's: mouse-trained

[Major_Tom]

You back home then Hamish?

[Bug]

Maybe he's flushed with his own success?

[Jasonmarie]

That’s one bloody well trained cat ours will drink from the Tap if she’s gets a chance

[Paul G]

I wish my useless cat Albert would drop mice down the khasi rather than letting them crawl under the washing machine, die, then stink the kitchen out about a week later.

[Mc Tool]

You back home then Hamish?

Yep , got home y day ,really dodged a bullet this time , didnt need any more bowel removed ( by about 30 mins ) ,flat lined 3 times on the slab so I got the rush job ,best bruises ever and another 10" scar but Im eating and feeling pretty good

[Major_Tom]

You back home then Hamish?

Yep , got home y day ,really dodged a bullet this time , didnt need any more bowel removed ( by about 30 mins ) ,flat lined 3 times on the slab so I got the rush job ,best bruises ever and another 10" scar but Im eating and feeling pretty good

Ive met only one man like you before. I was in hospital having a wierd growth removed and the guy in the bed next to me was in to have an op on his hand. He had bought a brand new.. think it was a Shogun.. and just had its first service. Wheel nuts were done up too tight, he is going 60 - 70mph on motorway and has to brake hard. All four wheels came off and he rolls over a five ir six times, he is in for emergency surgery because his tendons in his hand were all grated (along with hand) as he scraped to rest.

This comes a year after he is on site, and the crane cable jams on their crane. He climbs up 40ft to try and recitify it and its as he is perched up on the jib that the improplerly put together crane pulls itself to pieces and he pitches to the ground, bits of metal falling all around him. Took him months to get back on his feet.

There were a few others I cant remember.. but it was written all over the guy..... basically some folk, like your good self, are either really unlucky or really lucky. Never worked out which one.

Can't remember this guys real name but his nickname was Captain Scarlet..... for two reasons I gather