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Re: Some good news at last

Post by pbar » Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:50 am

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what ya reckon, its 90% either drama students, general exhibitionists, nudists and then 10% unhinged?
You are very close with that Noel. More so than actual people looking for love, using an unconventional method to kick a relationship off, which is what the show wants you to believe.

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Re: Some good news at last

Post by stevemarl » Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:52 pm

TBH, I`m amazed, and disappointed, that that program ever got made, it really is exploitive, shameful crap! That has to be an all time low. (Although I often wondered about the people on that other C4 `doctor` show, where a girl would be so ashamed of her crusty labia that she couldn`t let her BF see her naked - so she goes on a TV program to sort it out??? As you do.

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Re: Some good news at last

Post by Noel » Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:44 pm

stevemarl wrote:
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other C4 `doctor` show
Embarrassing Bodies.
Peter Kay questioned that in one of his routines "why go to a doctor when you can expose yourself in the back of a truck in Leicester city centre?"
(or words to that effect).

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Re: Some good news at last

Post by stevemarl » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:05 pm

Noel wrote:
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Embarrassing Bodies.
Thanks, that`s the one, couldn`t remember title.

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Re: Some good news at last

Post by Andrew 2.8i » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:57 pm

stevemarl wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:52 pm
TBH, I`m amazed, and disappointed, that that program ever got made, it really is exploitive, shameful crap! That has to be an all time low. (Although I often wondered about the people on that other C4 `doctor` show, where a girl would be so ashamed of her crusty labia that she couldn`t let her BF see her naked - so she goes on a TV program to sort it out??? As you do.
Doesn't that perfectly highlight how some people these days desire to be on the TV any way they can and have their fifteen minutes of fame?
Why else would anybody do that in preference to seeing their own GP in private?

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Re: Some good news at last

Post by Major_Tom » Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:22 pm

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Praise the Lord , Andrew must be upset as Eastenders is not filming . Also country file is just a few sheep talking this week . It’s like a movie as last night I received a alarming phone call from yes you have guessed the Mother in law asking why I had sent her Durex Play Gel , I said you can use it as hand gel as it’s the same . She going to tell her friends to go out and buy . Can’t wait before she finds out :lol:
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Re: Some good news at last

Post by Major_Tom » Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:24 pm

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It is a good laugh, but sometimes a bit russian roulette that show, if you have an episode where its a lady choosing blokes, followed by a gay chap also choosing blokes - it can all end up a bit of a cock fest. Which I guess is right up some people's street, but not a great 30 minutes for me.
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Re: Some good news at last

Post by Major_Tom » Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:32 pm

Noel wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:56 pm
Jasonmarie wrote:
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I watch naked attraction last night bloody hell that is funny ,
It is a good laugh, but sometimes a bit russian roulette that show, if you have an episode where its a lady choosing blokes, followed by a gay chap also choosing blokes - it can all end up a bit of a cock fest. Which I guess is right up some people's street, but not a great 30 minutes for me.
I actually dont mind looking at a few cocks here and there. I dont go out of my way to seek them out, but from a technical point of view it can be interesting.

I was standing next to my mate at a urinal, known him for 20 years, gone for a piss next to him a million times, but this time I noticed that he was packing the biggest trouser snake Id ever seen. I was genuinely surprised. Scientific curiosity motivated me to ask where he had been hiding the thing, I couldnt believe it, A "bride scarer" as Viz would say.
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Re: Some good news at last

Post by D366Y » Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:58 pm

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I actually dont mind looking at a few cocks here and there. I dont go out of my way to seek them out, but from a technical point of view it can be interesting.

I was standing next to my mate at a urinal, known him for 20 years, gone for a piss next to him a million times, but this time I noticed that he was packing the biggest trouser snake Id ever seen. I was genuinely surprised. Scientific curiosity motivated me to ask where he had been hiding the thing, I couldnt believe it, A "bride scarer" as Viz would say.
Post of the month award for this one I think :lol:

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Re: Some good news at last

Post by Jasonmarie » Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:30 pm

Major_Tom wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:32 pm
Noel wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:56 pm
Jasonmarie wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:05 pm
I watch naked attraction last night bloody hell that is funny ,
It is a good laugh, but sometimes a bit russian roulette that show, if you have an episode where its a lady choosing blokes, followed by a gay chap also choosing blokes - it can all end up a bit of a cock fest. Which I guess is right up some people's street, but not a great 30 minutes for me.
I actually dont mind looking at a few cocks here and there. I dont go out of my way to seek them out, but from a technical point of view it can be interesting.

I was standing next to my mate at a urinal, known him for 20 years, gone for a piss next to him a million times, but this time I noticed that he was packing the biggest trouser snake Id ever seen. I was genuinely surprised. Scientific curiosity motivated me to ask where he had been hiding the thing, I couldnt believe it, A "bride scarer" as Viz would say.
Taking cocks but was looking for some meat in the shops and this is all what was left :lol:

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Re: Some good news at last

Post by Major_Tom » Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:52 pm

Jasonmarie wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:30 pm
Major_Tom wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:32 pm
Noel wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:56 pm


It is a good laugh, but sometimes a bit russian roulette that show, if you have an episode where its a lady choosing blokes, followed by a gay chap also choosing blokes - it can all end up a bit of a cock fest. Which I guess is right up some people's street, but not a great 30 minutes for me.
I actually dont mind looking at a few cocks here and there. I dont go out of my way to seek them out, but from a technical point of view it can be interesting.

I was standing next to my mate at a urinal, known him for 20 years, gone for a piss next to him a million times, but this time I noticed that he was packing the biggest trouser snake Id ever seen. I was genuinely surprised. Scientific curiosity motivated me to ask where he had been hiding the thing, I couldnt believe it, A "bride scarer" as Viz would say.
Taking cocks but was looking for some meat in the shops and this is all what was left :lol:

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Re: Some good news at last

Post by Andrew 2.8i » Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:22 pm

Jasonmarie wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:30 pm

Taking cocks but was looking for some meat in the shops and this is all what was left :lol:

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:lol: :lol:

I always suspected they sold horse meat, but I didn't know, until now, what part of the horse they were using.....

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Post by Peter-S » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:31 pm

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Showed this to the other half. "Is that Jason?" she said

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Re: Some good news at last

Post by Jasonmarie » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:43 pm

:lol: :lol: the funny thing is I have been a veggie for over 20 years now and even that made me laugh when I see it :lol:
Peter is that what they mean with “ A man of Kent “ or a “ Kentish man “ :lol: :lol:
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Re: Some good news at last

Post by mjcapri » Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:23 am

I actually dont mind looking at a few cocks here and there. I dont go out of my way to seek them out, but from a technical point of view it can be interesting.

I was standing next to my mate at a urinal, known him for 20 years, gone for a piss next to him a million times, but this time I noticed that he was packing the biggest trouser snake Id ever seen. I was genuinely surprised. Scientific curiosity motivated me to ask where he had been hiding the thing, I couldnt believe it, A "bride scarer" as Viz would say.
PMSL! :lol:

Google ‘viz railway enthusiast recruitment’ if you haven’t read it, I was literally in tears!

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Re: Some good news at last

Post by Noel » Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:58 am

Nice to see the Aldi pork/cock meme make it to this thread!

Re the cocks on naked attraction it’s like a effin mushroom farm some episodes.

Anyway do want to know how Jason’s mother-in-law got on with the lube.

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Re: Some good news at last

Post by Major_Tom » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:43 pm

mjcapri wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:23 am
I actually dont mind looking at a few cocks here and there. I dont go out of my way to seek them out, but from a technical point of view it can be interesting.

I was standing next to my mate at a urinal, known him for 20 years, gone for a piss next to him a million times, but this time I noticed that he was packing the biggest trouser snake Id ever seen. I was genuinely surprised. Scientific curiosity motivated me to ask where he had been hiding the thing, I couldnt believe it, A "bride scarer" as Viz would say.
PMSL! :lol:

Google ‘viz railway enthusiast recruitment’ if you haven’t read it, I was literally in tears!
Just read that yes, hilarious :lol:
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Re: Some good news at last

Post by Jasonmarie » Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:53 pm

Noel wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:58 am
Nice to see the Aldi pork/cock meme make it to this thread!

Re the cocks on naked attraction it’s like a effin mushroom farm some episodes.

Anyway do want to know how Jason’s mother-in-law got on with the lube.

When she phoned the only word I made out was “ OFF” so I think she’s happy :lol:
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Re: Some good news at last

Post by Noel » Mon Mar 23, 2020 1:24 pm

Next try sending hand sanitizer as lube. That'll be stimulating.

Anyway more good news. This is out on DVD today:
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Re: Some good news at last

Post by D366Y » Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:02 pm

Noel wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 1:24 pm

Anyway more good news. This is out on DVD today:
I watched this recently on my flight back from Dubai - fantastic film I loved it

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