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andyd wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:31 pm
That horrible toilet roll was called Izal, apparenly you can still get it
Ok for tracing paper but that's all I would use it for

I think that made an appearance on the Who Remembers thread

Major_Tom wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:05 pm
Sure but you can use lots of other things.

You can use 'lots' of things in place of toilet paper? Go on then Tom, like what!

Major_Tom wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:49 am Why toilet rolls?.Never worked that one out.

Australia gets the majority of its toilet rolls from China, so they had a fairly legitimate reason to buy it up quick.
All the brain dead morons over here just went into sheep-mode and did the same, even though most of ours is locally sourced, or from Scandinavia.

One thing this virus has done is highlight just what a huge percentage of thick, ignorant, moronic tw*ts live amongst us!

On the brighter side......I needed some new shelves............Tesco had loads

Bug wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:26 pm

One thing this virus has done is highlight just what a huge percentage of thick, ignorant, moronic tw*ts live amongst us!

The great british spirt of all pulling together seems to have gone down the pan

More f*ck you Jack I'm alright

pbar wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:05 pm

Major_Tom wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:05 pm
Sure but you can use lots of other things.

You can use 'lots' of things in place of toilet paper? Go on then Tom, like what!

You will have to read my Treatise and Ruminations on Materials Suitable for the Cleansing of the Bum and Discomfort Thereof Resulting from said Materials, I am having it printed this year. And yes, the pages ARE suitable for the cleansing of the bum.

pbar wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:03 pm

andyd wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:31 pm
That horrible toilet roll was called Izal, apparenly you can still get it
Ok for tracing paper but that's all I would use it for

I think that made an appearance on the Who Remembers thread

I found an old roll if it in an abandoned RAF base, in the bogs in the control tower. Naturally I switched the andrex for it in my dad's toilet.

I'll help you out Tom, here's one alternative -

pbar wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:50 pm I'll help you out Tom, here's one alternative -

One of our Jack Russells is called Rizla!! You've got me thinking now Paul

andyd wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:31 pm
That horrible toilet roll was called Izal, apparenly you can still get it

We were with an older friend in Scotland last year and she wanted Izal for a comb and paper Kazoo. She reckons its the best paper for the job (excuse pun) but neither she nor we could find it on sale anywhere. I'm not sure why it would still be made to be honest but we even looked back home without success so if it is still on sale I'm sure our friend would be delighted to know

Peter-S wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:04 pm

andyd wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:31 pm
That horrible toilet roll was called Izal, apparenly you can still get it

We were with an older friend in Scotland last year and she wanted Izal for a comb and paper Kazoo. She reckons its the best paper for the job (excuse pun) but neither she nor we could find it on sale anywhere. I'm not sure why it would still be made to be honest but we even looked back home without success so if it is still on sale I'm sure our friend would be delighted to know

The quick search I did earlier mislead me a little or I just didn't read it properly This is the only item I can find https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WW2-TOILET-R ... xy2FZSPHY8

Bug wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:26 pm One thing this virus has done is highlight just what a huge percentage of thick, ignorant, moronic tw*ts live amongst us!

If the events of the last week have taught us anything, it's that stupidity breeds faster than any virus!

Andrew.

Bug wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:26 pm On the brighter side......I needed some new shelves............Tesco had loads

Yeah, just thinkin about how that might go down, walk in there and ask to buy some shelves , or better still just unscrew the brackets and take the lot up to check out (trying to keep a straight face )... might learn some new swear words

We used to get that (type of ) toilet paper in our rat packs ,awful shit , smears it not clears it ....oh yeah , you gotta be careful what sort of vegetation you choose to wipe your arse with , some of them plants are pretty firey .

Jasonmarie wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:53 am Lockdown day one .
Tea bags ok , milk ok , bog rolls been using the cat ,

Great idea Jason & environmentally friendly too.

Caprifan Rob wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:38 pm

Jasonmarie wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:53 am Lockdown day one .
Tea bags ok , milk ok , bog rolls been using the cat ,

Great idea Jason & environmentally friendly too.

Self cleaning and reusable, though I think they would catch on pretty quick and ,cats, not being big on loyalty, will be fairly scarce when needed , specially if they get prior warning

Mc Tool wrote: ↑Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:58 am Self cleaning and reusable

pbar wrote: ↑Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:52 am

No but I hear Jason has a s**tty kitty

Classic Ford show has been cancelled! From last years reports, not sure if that's good or bad

andyd wrote: ↑Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:59 am Classic Ford show has been cancelled!

So has one of my favourite local shows, "Classics in Cardiff". I'm sure there will be many more event cancellations to come.

Andrew.