Thought this was very funny...

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Thought this was very funny...

Post by Fordoholic Nick » Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:42 pm

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Re: Thought this was very funny...

Post by Jasonmarie » Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:10 pm

I have spent ages trying to think of a spanner joke and just can’t think of one , what a spanner :lol:
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Post by andyd » Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:12 pm

Jasonmarie wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:10 pm
I have spent ages trying to think of a spanner joke and just can’t think of one , what a spanner :lol:
Bit of an open ended comment JM :wave:
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Post by Bug » Sun Dec 15, 2019 3:50 pm

Well I've stared at this for a while and cannot see the problem.

Seriously chaps, if those of you that tinker with your cars have never had to resort to this method then you obviously have ready access to a length of scaffold pipe. ;)

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Re: Thought this was very funny...

Post by Mc Tool » Fri Jan 03, 2020 10:32 pm

Ha, reminds me of a girl that used to ice skate in our crowd , early 80's, called Anna. We called her Anna spanner, she thought just because it rhymed, we thought coz everytime she flung her legs about ....in that leotard, your nuts would tighten. Without wanting to be crude....we all fucked her at some point , any how's I had a surprise visit from one of those boys, who , in telling me of his life since the 80's let slip he'd married her, and their 14 yo daughter got knocked up (apple didn't fall far from the tree) to the son of another guy I worked with for nearly 20 years , I knew he'd tubbed some girl.... Just not who . Small world.
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