An Eye-Opener!

[Andrew 2.8i]

I was browsing through one of those catalogues that come with the Sunday papers. I'm sure you all know them, the ones full of cheaply made, yet surprisingly expensive to buy, gadgets. The pages are full of the usual sort of stuff:





This page caught my eye.....



Is this what goes on behind the net curtains in suburbia?

Andrew.

[Fordoholic Nick]

Something for everyone on that page Andrew... A travel alarm clock, an armchair arm cover, a pair of pliers for chopping off toenails, a tyre pressure inflator...... and a bleedin bullet shape 'touch of velvet' vibrator that has 10 settings of which 3 are constant and 7 vibrate to different patterns, and at 9cm its a great size

It's a great product to have in the wallet... Ermm... sorry handbag as very useful if you are bring attacked by a werewolf if its a proper silver bullet

Great find Andrew and I bet you were not expecting such a reply were you mate

[Paul G]

Suitable for the woman about town who has a little prick of a husband.

[Fordoholic Nick]

Suitable for the woman about town who has a little prick of a husband.

Mrs Fordoholic just ordered one Paul....

[Jasonmarie]

All them slippers look good I do believe I had a pair like that a few years ago .......

What paper was that in ?

[Peter-S]

Suitable for the woman about town who has a little prick of a husband.

Mrs Fordoholic just ordered one Paul....

Result. You get more time in the garage then