Big fuel leek!!

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Big fuel leek!!

Post by Major_Tom » Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:04 pm

..any ideas?!

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Re: Big fuel leek!!

Post by Jasonmarie » Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:40 pm

:lol: q :applaud: your as mad as me .
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Re: Big fuel leek!!

Post by Major_Tom » Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:56 am

What's so funny? I'm deadly serious.
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Re: Big fuel leek!!

Post by D366Y » Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:58 pm

Shit Tom that looks serious! Have you tried using one of these to plug the leak???
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Re: Big fuel leek!!

Post by Andrew 2.8i » Wed Jul 17, 2019 2:40 pm

This is not the right place for vegetable based puns, so that's shallot! :whistle:

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Re: Big fuel leek!!

Post by Major_Tom » Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:03 pm

I ordered one of those plugs but after following the instructions all I was left with was this odd lingering feeling of mildly pleasurable discomfort..
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Re: Big fuel leek!!

Post by D366Y » Thu Jul 18, 2019 2:33 pm

Major_Tom wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:03 pm
I ordered one of those plugs but after following the instructions all I was left with was this odd lingering feeling of mildly pleasurable discomfort..
I can't say I'm familiar with what you're describing... :whistle:

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Re: Big fuel leek!!

Post by Major_Tom » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:44 am

D366Y wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 2:33 pm
Major_Tom wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:03 pm
I ordered one of those plugs but after following the instructions all I was left with was this odd lingering feeling of mildly pleasurable discomfort..
I can't say I'm familiar with what you're describing... :whistle:
I bet a decent sized one would serve as a temporary fuel cap quite effectively.
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Re: Big fuel leek!!

Post by Major_Tom » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:45 am

...although I wouldnt be tempted to use it for anything else afterwards..
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Re: Big fuel leek!!

Post by D366Y » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:55 am

Major_Tom wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:44 am
I bet a decent sized one would serve as a temporary fuel cap quite effectively.
I wouldn't be surprised... also I thought petrol is technically a lubricant...

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Re: Big fuel leek!!

Post by Major_Tom » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:57 am

Gap in the market here - stick a Ford logo on it and we have a universal tool for many tasks around the home and garage.
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Re: Big fuel leek!!

Post by D366Y » Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:56 am

Major_Tom wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:57 am
Gap in the market here - stick a Ford logo on it and we have a universal tool for many tasks around the home and garage.
I'll start contacting manufacturers if you can fund it Tom??

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Re: Big fuel leek!!

Post by Major_Tom » Fri Jul 19, 2019 3:56 pm

Give it a couple of years we can take a loan of a few hundred thousand pounds out on our cars!
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Re: Big fuel leek!!

Post by Bug » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:11 pm

Major_Tom wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2019 3:56 pm
Give it a couple of years we can take a loan of a few hundred thousand pounds out on our cars!
Any more bright ideas likely to sprout from you Tom?

Is yours a 2-leeker or a 3-leeker

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Re: Big fuel leek!!

Post by Major_Tom » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:56 pm

I was in town earlier and soon attracted arable of people all wondering the same thing.
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Re: Big fuel leek!!

Post by Bug » Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:52 am

Hope you were able to field all their questions?

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