Bird poop: What a load of s#*t!

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Bird poop: What a load of s#*t!

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So I've been slacking off on keeping my car clean lately, and a few birds had left their marks.
When I finally cleaned the car yesterday, to my horror I found that they had left marks in the lacquer. Most were so bad I actually had to rub the spots down with wet and dry and buff them out with rubbing compounds and a mop!
I seem to vaguely remember people discussing the best waxes and stuff to use to help protect against this problem but I can't find the thread.
I seem to remember Autoglym being mentioned a lot, but doing a search on Amazon there seems to be tons of different ones and I want to make sure I get the best one as they're not cheap.
Which one would you guys recommend?
I was thinking of this one:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Autoglym-Rapid ... ref=plSrch
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Bird crap is a nightmare if left too long on paintwork :doh:

My son uses a Ceramic Wax, will find out which one.
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I can highly recommend Autoglym High Definition Wax. It's reasonably cheap at Carparts4less (Eurocarparts) at the moment.
https://www.carparts4less.co.uk/cp4l/p/ ... C7EALw_wcB
As you have found out, bird deposits should be washed off immediately. I always keep some cleaning stuff and some cloths in the car so I can wipe it off straight away if I am away from the house.

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Yes I agree with all on here with autoglym the rapid wax can only be used when the paintwork is wet as I use with the final rinse and then spray on and towel . Afterwards I use atoglym super rasin polish then wax . You can buy bird wipes from autoglym
Autoglym Bird Dropping Wipes, x10 https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0028HCGFA/ ... oBbTW6JE0Z

But as you say a little water on the area and use the rapid wax . Have to watch out for seeds in the poo as they can scratch really bad so wet down as must as you can so not to mark the paint work .

I can say I have used autoglym for 30 odd years now and have never had a problem with bird poo .

One thing I will share ( sun cream lotion ) now that does mark the paint work as years ago my oldest son put his hand on our car and it stayed on the car for years . As it almost burns the paint to a white mark .

Andrew that’s a good price for the wax amazon it’s over £40 I think . Nice find mate .
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With bird turds I just put a wet sponge on them until they are loosened off the bodywork. Then I just finally wash and dry off the area followed by a coat of auto - glym.

I don't keep rubbing at them because as Jason says the little seeds in them can scratch the paint.
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andyd wrote:
My son uses a Ceramic Wax, will find out which one.
This is the one he uses http://www.jayswax.co.uk/product/jayswa ... t/#reviews

Also available on ebay and the cheapest on there atm https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jayswax-Sio2 ... SwtG9bBIiK

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A bird crapped on my bonnet once..............
That was the end of that relationship.... :whistle:
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timfromull wrote:A bird crapped on my bonnet once..............
That was the end of that relationship.... :whistle:
:lol: :lol:

Thanks for all the suggestions. Think I'll go with the Autoglym spray on wax as can't afford to burn £40 on the posh stuff right now.
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On a similar subject of animal excrement, I have a top tip:
If anybody has the misfortune to drive through some cow shite on the road, as unpleasant as it is, I suggest cleaning it off immediately before it has a chance to dry. I've just learned the hard way..... :)

Clearly, Friedrich Mohs didn't live in the countryside when he devised his scale for hardness, because if he had, he would have known that diamond has nothing on hardened cow shite.

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Andrew 2.8i wrote:On a similar subject of animal excrement, I have a top tip:
If anybody has the misfortune to drive through some cow shite on the road, as unpleasant as it is, I suggest cleaning it off immediately before it has a chance to dry. I've just learned the hard way..... :)

Clearly, Friedrich Mohs didn't live in the countryside when he devised his scale for hardness, because if he had, he would have known that diamond has nothing on hardened cow shite.

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The XR gets a wipe over inc the sills after every trip, so the likely hood of extreme shite is unlikely :)

Butter is a great way to remove tar :headscratch: When I was 18 or so, my Mk3 Escort got covered in thick tar along the sills :doh:
IIRC it was a family effort to get it off!

Obviously now tar remover is probably a lot easier.....
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Im just grateful that cows dont fly :oops:
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Not_Anumber wrote:Im just grateful that cows dont fly :oops:
What would happen if cows could fly?

You'd get a pat on the head....... :D

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