Why does Martin Shaw hang around graveyards?

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Why does Martin Shaw hang around graveyards?

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..because they're full of Bodies.
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Oh dear!
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Thank you, thank you.. you Shaw-ly don't want to try these puns are home. I am a Professional(s).
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Major_Tom wrote:Thank you, thank you.. you Shaw-ly don't want to try these puns are home. I am a Professional(s).
Tom fella,

Some crooked folk might find your humour a bit "Criminal" but I personally find your"'Intelligence" der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der-finately worthy of a High "5" :)

Hey "Criminal" + "Intelligence" + "5" = :wave:
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Aaah terrible puns in these troubled times.. just what is needed :lol:
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