Why does Martin Shaw hang around graveyards?

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Why does Martin Shaw hang around graveyards?

Postby Major_Tom » Fri Nov 24, 2017 4:52 pm

..because they're full of Bodies.
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Re: Why does Martin Shaw hang around graveyards?

Postby Paul G » Sat Nov 25, 2017 9:19 am

Oh dear!

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Re: Why does Martin Shaw hang around graveyards?

Postby Major_Tom » Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:58 pm

Thank you, thank you.. you Shaw-ly don't want to try these puns are home. I am a Professional(s).
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Re: Why does Martin Shaw hang around graveyards?

Postby Fordoholic Nick » Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:22 pm

Major_Tom wrote:Thank you, thank you.. you Shaw-ly don't want to try these puns are home. I am a Professional(s).


Tom fella,

Some crooked folk might find your humour a bit "Criminal" but I personally find your"'Intelligence" der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der-finately worthy of a High "5" :)

Hey "Criminal" + "Intelligence" + "5" = :wave:
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Re: Why does Martin Shaw hang around graveyards?

Postby Major_Tom » Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:25 pm

Aaah terrible puns in these troubled times.. just what is needed :lol:
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