I had a near miss the other day due to a complete twat.
I was on a short 2 lane road that was coming up to merging into another road on the right when all of a sudden a black A6 charged up from nowhere and was suddenly on my rear bumper. As i was in the right hand lane and knew both lanes would be merging into the other road i moved over to the left to get away from this twat. He then did the same to the car in front which was an early Fiesta being driven quite slowly. The A6 unaccountably braked hard, creating some distance between it and the car in front but then immediately accelerated again. The Fiesta was slowing for the junction and moved a bit to the right of it's lane. The black A6 then drove onto a chevroned section of the road, realised he'd run out of road and hit the back of the Fiesta.
The Fiesta was driven by someone a bit nervous i think as it then moved over to the left before stopping. I had to brake to avoid the Fiesta going into the side of me but if it had have done it certainly wouldn't have been the Fiesta driver I'd have blamed.
Whilst the people in the Fiesta were still checking themselves and wondering about getting out of the car, the Audi driver jumped out and shouted to me " did you see that, did you see what they did ?"
He must have thought he was talking to a kindred spirit as I must confess I did happen to be driving an Audi at the time, albeit an estate car. I dont think he expected to be greeted by an irascible old rocker like me though somehow as i shouted back "Yes I saw it mate, you were driving terribly and caused that accident"
His face fell. By now the people were out of the other car so I made sure they could hear me so I said " Yep, you caused the accident because you were driving like a real knob" He came running towards me and I slowly went up on the kerb and drove round the left of the car he had hit. It would have been silly to miss the opportunity so I pointed at him and laughed as i drove past with him standing blustering in the middle of the road. The people in the Fiesta were laughing their heads off.