Sauces from KFC

[80s kid]

You can get chilli, ketchup, mayo and if you eat before you clean your hands you get engine oil.

Bloody took a piece and forgot it was on my fingers.

[Major_Tom]

I did the same thing with hydraulic fluid and Walker's crisps yesterday.

[80s kid]

I did the same thing with hydraulic fluid and Walker's crisps yesterday.

Lol surprising isn't it. Especially when your eating it and thinking that's a weird taste... Oh shit

[pbar]

Wondered why a lot of my food has an extra 'taste' to it after doing stuff on my car Somehow though, it's a very satisfying feeling, just like having oily fingernails for a day or two afterwards.

[ThatGuy]

I think I've done this too much during my life it's given me the immune system of a cow, I can pretty much eat whatever I like and not get ill Saying that I don't get ill at all.

[nigecapri]

Butter is good stuff for cleaning black oily hands but don't leave black fingerprints on the butter dish

just like having oily fingernails for a day or two afterwards.

Best to use Barrier Cream from MachineMart or similar - it keep the lasses happy - that's NOT the way to clean your finger nails!

[Andrew 2.8i]

Hi,
Has nobody heard of disposable gloves?
Andrew.

[80s kid]

Hi,
Has nobody heard of disposable gloves?
Andrew.

Engine oil real man hands is the way to go lol. I use swarfeega it takes enough muck off that stops the mrs moaning at me.

When i bought the tub from screwfix the woman serving asked if i needed gloves to. I said im degreasing my hands not gloves.

[Andrew 2.8i]

Engine oil real man hands is the way to go lol..

Hi,
Doesn't contact with contaminated oil cause dermatitis amongst other things? Prolonged contact if you're a mechanic etc can cause skin cancer in extreme cases.
Always the best policy to rubber up beforehand.....

Andrew.

[80s kid]

Would just be my luck that. 2.0 car and it kills me by the oil giving me cancer lol.

I never buy all that anyway, no1 would move if they listend to everything that gives you cancer.

I dont like using rubber i like to feel what im screwing

[Andrew 2.8i]

Hi,
Just to prove I haven't made this up. From the HSE website:

http://www.hse.gov.uk/mvr/topics/oil.htm

Andrew.

[Andrew 2.8i]

I never buy all that anyway, no1 would move if they listend to everything that gives you cancer.

There is that view I suppose.
However, I've put a lot of hard work into my car. I don't want to die and someone else will get all the benefit of it all.

Well, that's cheered everyone up.....

Andrew.

[80s kid]

I never buy all that anyway, no1 would move if they listend to everything that gives you cancer.

There is that view I suppose.
However, I've put a lot of hard work into my car. I don't want to die and someone else will get all the benefit of it all.

Well, that's cheered everyone up.....

Andrew.

I drive all over the country and see fatal crashes every week. Everyone in my family dies of cancer so either way my end is quite certain lol. I would rather the car kill me off lol.

Hopefully tho its not for many decades yet as theres plenty more i want to do to my car .

What a happy thread lol

[pbar]

Good god, I was in a good mood until I came here! Just to add to the bleakness, there is apparently a connection with petrol fumes and cancer also, so hold your breath from now on when you fill up!

[80s kid]

Good god, I was in a good mood until I came here! Just to add to the bleakness, there is apparently a connection with petrol fumes and cancer also, so hold your breath from now on when you fill up!

Ohh but i like that smell

[Andrew 2.8i]

there is apparently a connection with petrol fumes and cancer also, so hold your breath from now on when you fill up!

Oh no, I won't be able to get my weekly fix of petrol inhalation!
Andrew.

[Adlen85]

Bowling lane cleaner in my coffee. Yum.

[nigecapri]

Ohh but i like that smell

You ought to try { don't } Miller's diesel power plus additive - Nectar of the gods. It's a wonder kids aren't 'using' it rather than some of the aerosol solvents you hear about. Nasty terrible Zenes and Lenes that come back to haunt you decades down the line. I can still remember the college posters about old oil on your hands causing it, and the photos of the mechanic's gruesome looking scrotum

[Andrew 2.8i]

I can still remember the college posters about old oil on your hands causing it, and the photos of the mechanic's gruesome looking scrotum

Hi,
That's enough to permanently scar anyone's memory!
Andrew.

[80s kid]

Why did he have a manky ball bag?

So your saying if you have oily hands then go and shake the one eyed milkman without a proper scrub up it all goes manky???????

If that's the case ill swarfega my knackers to just for future purposes