Outrageous claims that are true
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TROLL
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Outrageous claims that are true
In small print of the last page of The Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by me, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten
Look above to the Gods…
… and follow the line of skeletons of the TROLLS past…
… and the power of the TROLL will become the 8th wonder of the world
… and follow the line of skeletons of the TROLLS past…
… and the power of the TROLL will become the 8th wonder of the world
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Craigorypeck
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TROLL
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Re: Outrageous claims that are true
I have a 48 inch vertical leap
Look above to the Gods…
… and follow the line of skeletons of the TROLLS past…
… and the power of the TROLL will become the 8th wonder of the world
… and follow the line of skeletons of the TROLLS past…
… and the power of the TROLL will become the 8th wonder of the world
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Craigorypeck
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Peter-S
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Re: Outrageous claims that are true
Hope its not involuntaryTROLL wrote:I have a 48 inch vertical leap
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rich_jc
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I can hold my breath for ten minutes!
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TROLL
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Re: Outrageous claims that are true
I invented Time Travel went back in time & gave Ford the designs for the Mk1, Mk2 & Mk3 Capri & every one thats been made has my name on it in a secret location that only I know about
Look above to the Gods…
… and follow the line of skeletons of the TROLLS past…
… and the power of the TROLL will become the 8th wonder of the world
… and follow the line of skeletons of the TROLLS past…
… and the power of the TROLL will become the 8th wonder of the world
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How big was the biggest ever, ever, cake that was baked for a capri?
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Matty2148
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I can lick the end of my elbow....
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c.turff
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Re: Outrageous claims that are true
liar. i have patent pending fpr that.ThatGuy wrote:I invented the ham and cheese toastie.
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I copyrighted it?c.turff wrote:liar. i have patent pending fpr that.ThatGuy wrote:I invented the ham and cheese toastie.
Ratty as fuck