Has anyone tried this dogging lark?

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Has anyone tried this dogging lark?

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I'm off out later for my first venture to a well known dogging spot as I've had a request from a lady friend but I'm really not getting it... Il let you know how I get on.
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Pervert :sarcasmalert:
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Honestly......yea......kinda.me and my mate thought it would b funny when we were about 18 and I pulled up to a local 'spot' in my xr3i and it wasn't what I expected. I'd heard that hot women want 3somes and will do anything...not quite.there were four or five old men smoking and drinking while takin it in turns to plough some fat haggered old battleaxe in the back of a transit. I nearly puked up my McDonald's haha. We still laugh about it now haha.when we drove off we shouted DOGGERS and then They started throwing stuff at the car ha. We hid up there a few weeks later with a paintball gun.those where the days haha. Yea I was a shit when I was younger. I hope mr Kotta has a lovely time hahaha
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Right. Just got back.

2100 hours I pull into car park, the car park is empty. I had company so no too bad.

21.20 hours black Astra pulls in. Man gets out with dog. And disappears.

21.40 hours. Man returns with dog. Drives off (with dog)

22.00 hours. Got bored went for kebab.

22.20 hours I return and notice range rover parked in corner with couple in.

22.25 hours I flash my headlights. No reaponse.

22.30 hours I flash headlights again. Couple in range rover leave giving me odd looks.

23.00 hours got bored and left.

What I load of bollocks. I don't think il go again. It's not for me.
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there were four or five old men smoking and drinking while takin it in turns to plough some fat haggered old battleaxe in the back of a transit
Brilliant !!!!! What an absolute vision of hell!
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stevemarl wrote:
there were four or five old men smoking and drinking while takin it in turns to plough some fat haggered old battleaxe in the back of a transit
Brilliant !!!!! What an absolute vision of hell!
I think young Dan is into that.
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Did cross my mind actually....
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Cant say I have, lad at work did, he went to some place with his bird, they sat there, after 20 mins a white van arrived and a astra and some nissan, anyway, he does the thing with his lights and some bloke comes over with his wang out in an excited state....my mate goes all shy and reverses out of the car park foot right to the floor! hahaha
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Kept banging my knees on overiders !
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When I was 17 I was doinking an older girl in an escort mk3 in a school car park at like 3 am and looked up at a balaclavad face at the window. Pooped myself.
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One of the best things to do while dogging is to rest your ball bag on the windscreen & get the occupants of the car to turn the wipers on, just ask them to give a courtesy spray of the screen wash every so often.

Failing that if the occupants of the car have left the door window open put your ball bag in & ask then ask them to close the window, that really is the best.
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