Drive like a boss....

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Terra-Kotta
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Drive like a boss....

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Bitches in the front...

Bitches in the back......

HELL YEAH! 8-)
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ThatGuy
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Bitches all round?
Ratty as fuck
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andrewg1323
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Bitches all round? Assume bitches are some chinese tyre?
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Jayman
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Bitches in the boot
Since I got a capri I've said "over the moon" a lot more than ever before.
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pbar
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I got bitches by my side?
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Hoes in the back, innit??
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Adlen85
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All my hoes are in the front. I've got coolant hoeses, petrol hoeses...

I have a car full of women all the time... however they're usually my mates' girlfriends... damn.
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stevemarl
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I remember years ago, going into a little hardware shop on Anglesey looking for a hoe....You just CANNOT say that anymore with a straight face.
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gilley576
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I just try to get 2 fat birds in the back...... Just cos I'm too tight for a lowering kit!
Far too many people have forgotten the joy of just going out to drive!
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Sometimes it seems like the best place for some "bitches" is ratchet strapped onto the bonnet upside down with their head hanging down in front of the radiator grille whilst you accelerate to invariably deadly speeds through built up areas drowning out the screaming with the barking of a hot engine and screeching tyres and the smell of cooking human flesh is masked by the smell of clutch plate and brake lining.

Yeah I've had a great evening thanks. God I love the world sometimes.
I'm the one who leaves all those shoes in the carriageway.
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dan the capri fan
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Post by dan the capri fan »

tom you crack me up sometimes :lol: and there will be bitches in my capri someday soon :D
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