I've met a woman.....

Terra-Kotta · Post by **Terra-Kotta** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:24 pm

Who's into formicophilia..... In rather concerned at the moment as she's booked us a room for Saturday night. Does anyone know what I can expect. It's all new to me. And should I be worried.

Jezza3131 · Post by **Jezza3131** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:28 pm

Only if she turns up covered in ants!!

Terra-Kotta · Post by **Terra-Kotta** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:55 pm

Hu????

tallant · Post by **tallant** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:05 pm

ya learn something new every day, never heard of that fetish. Just give it a google and itll show you what to expect on the extreme case.

gilley576 · Post by **gilley576** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:10 pm

All I'm gonna say is that if it's what just popped up on google images........ Not for me thank you, and I suggest you have a fairly short safe word!

P.s, Don't image search it with young kids around.... Or your wife...... Or anyone really!

Terra-Kotta · Post by **Terra-Kotta** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:29 pm

So it's a bug thing?

Post by **Peter-S** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:30 pm

Terra-Kotta wrote:So it's a bug thing?

Yep but might be better than this though

http://planetivy.com/offbeat/32545/chin ... -bad-idea/

Terra-Kotta · Post by **Terra-Kotta** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:36 pm

Adlen85 · Post by **Adlen85** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:47 pm

Depends on your situation I suppose... I'm not in a position to turn that down...

pbar · Post by **pbar** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:50 pm

I think I need to start using Capri Power more!

gilley576 · Post by **gilley576** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:44 pm

This is something for "the surgery" on Radio 1, sunday night!

"Hello caller, whats your problem?"

"My penis has just fallen off, what should I do?"

Major_Tom · Post by **Major_Tom** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:05 am

Glyn I love the way you act all innocent, as if you've not looked it up on the internet already before posting this thread

dan the capri fan · Post by **dan the capri fan** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:46 pm

i think you,ve met a few women in your time glyn

Terra-Kotta · Post by **Terra-Kotta** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:47 pm

I've had a few old bangers lately that's for sure

andrewg1323 · Post by **andrewg1323** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:56 pm

formicophilia? isnt that a love of worktops and other laminated chipboards?

benb404 · Post by **benb404** » Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:50 am

Should I be worried??

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