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Carnivorous Hoss...

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Was minding my own business in Tenerife, preparing for some "Medieval Jousting (s******s)" and had these photos taken outside the castille produced from genuine Canarian breze-block...

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After (I'm preparing a rabbit-punch...)
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This is the second time a horse has bitten me. I've been bitten by a Donkey too. Damn, I've even been bitten by a bastard vegetarian...


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he just nibbled u out of affection!! his ears are happy ears when he's got his mouth on you :) if he was cross they'd be laid back against his head
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Affectionate hoss?

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glad it went no further, I saw the size of his old man!!!

But what about the other hoss and the donkey? And the vegetarian? She went back to meat eating a week after biting me...


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could be my aftershave...

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"Field" us another one Invalid..

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..you've obviously got a "stable" sense of humour..
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Re: "Field" us another one Invalid..

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Maybe it thought your arm was a carrot? You shouldn't have got so much of a tan!ImageJC|2 LITRE LASER AUTOMATIC|STRATOS SILVER
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A bloke in Eldon got bitten by a hoss Johnna....

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but then he was trying to make it.... you know the rest I'm sure lol. Served him right.

As for your little encounter, could it have been trying to suck the broon ale from your veins? The hoss that lives out the back of me loves a swig.

A veggy once bit me aswell, on the shoulder. Mind, I did fling her veggy pizza off the counter so I could rest my elbows on it lol. Bloody northern women eh? At least she didn't nut me I suppose.
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