..it's your responsibility to entertain me. That's why I paid £5, for jesters.
I wish I was a king.
Tonight I'm driving to Stourbridge in West Middies to drink loads of ale and climb a small mountain (not on the same evening, I think that would be most foolish).
Did you know that the grand old duke of York, what a character, get this right, he had 10,000 men, and that's loads, and he marched them up to the top of the hill, the very top no less, then, can you believe it, he marched them down again! Crazy world we live in, eh?
BORED.
Home time!
heh heh heh.
Next stop the Midlands. Hey 'lands' sounds like glans.
Oh and my new wheels have arrived! Wooooo.
Uhhmmm yeah, I'm going now
Next stop the Midlands. Hey 'lands' sounds like glans.
Oh and my new wheels have arrived! Wooooo.
Uhhmmm yeah, I'm going now
I'm the one who leaves all those shoes in the carriageway.