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No one has yet pointed out that once one piston has popped out you will need to refit it and clamp it in place to get the other one out.

Ah yes, I get your drift.

Major_Tom wrote: ↑Thu Sep 22, 2022 11:30 am Rats don't get made.. they just happen.

Yeah but does yours have a scaffold plank for a sill Tom?

Unbolt the horn, place the base of it's mounting bracket on the negative terminal of the battery. Take a piece of wire and connect it to the positive terminal of the battery then touch the other end to the spade connector on the horn. You'll soon know if it works as the back of your head will be sor...

Thank you Andy. I'm reluctant to put my own pics up these days, but you never know. Apart from 1st place, there are other trophies too. For the overall loser (I've got my eye on that one!), for the 'best dressed', i.e. customised/paint job, and one called the 'Piston Broke' trophy, which is given t...

Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑Wed Sep 14, 2022 1:11 pm i woke up unconscious

That's clever!

you can see the first side squirt fuel and then if you keep going the second jet starts squirting too Are you saying that if you keep opening and closing the throttle then eventually the second jet starts to squirt as well? The only point they split is at the base of the 'Y'. There is just a single...

you can see the first side squirt fuel and then if you keep going the second jet starts squirting too Are you saying that if you keep opening and closing the throttle then eventually the second jet starts to squirt as well? The only point they split is at the base of the 'Y'. There is just a single...

Another thing you can try is go out to it on a dark night, pop the bonnet and rev it up.
Any dodgy connections or leads will spark up and you'll see it.

Mr B wrote: ↑Tue Sep 13, 2022 8:49 pm

Bug wrote: ↑Tue Sep 13, 2022 7:27 pm

Mr B wrote: ↑Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:14 pm

Not 'my boss' I'm afraid.

Well we had to maintain standards!

And yet they still let you in!

Indeed they did. I asked nicely and swore an oath to 'my boss'.

Did this bloke say you'd been selected from a caster five?

Mr B wrote: ↑Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:14 pm

Bug wrote: ↑Mon Sep 12, 2022 7:11 pm

Mr B wrote: ↑Mon Sep 12, 2022 12:16 am IMG-20220909-WA0007.jpg

I appreciate your sentiment. Thank you.
But no military person would kneel for this!
We would stand rigidly, immovably to attention, with heads bowed, as a final mark of respect to 'the boss'.

Not 'my boss' I'm afraid.

Well we had to maintain standards!

Mr B wrote: ↑Mon Sep 12, 2022 12:16 am IMG-20220909-WA0007.jpg

I appreciate your sentiment. Thank you.
But no military person would kneel for this!
We would stand rigidly, immovably to attention, with heads bowed, as a final mark of respect to 'the boss'.

B@fink wrote: ↑Sun Sep 11, 2022 4:14 pm Not a lots of colour left to restore. They are half silver!

Ah ok, well I just used to rub down, etch prime and spray smoothrite satin black on them.

Are they beyond the powers of Autoglym Bumper and Trim Gel?

King Charles will never fill her position but I sure hope he will have a good go at being a good King I was watching His Majesty King Charles III doing that impromptu meet and greet with well-wishers outside Buckingham Palace. Considering the loss of his Mother was only yesterday, it's amazing how ...

My first boss. Known to us all as 'Auntie Betty'. With RAF Marham being so close to Sandringham we saw a lot of her. I don't know if anyone will ever truly comprehend the sacrifices she made to serve her country............to serve all of us.................for so long. Goodbye ma'am, and thank you....

,I mean did they search the country for all the desperate , creepy ,............ I've said this before ....we need a vomit smilie That reminds me, the new series of Married at First Sight has started on C4.... What with Naked Attraction and MAFS UK, it makes you realise how many people out there ar...

Couple of points:
Don't forget that the Ethanol-free Esso fuel is still marked as E5 for some obscure reason, so don't take the E5 bit as gospel.
Also, you'd better all pray it's not the ethanol doing that or your carburettors or metering units will soon turn into sieves!

andyd wrote: ↑Sat Aug 27, 2022 3:27 pm Loud rock concert 115 db.

They have never been to see Motorhead live

Or sat underneath a Tornado during reheat runs in the wee small hours of a January morning just to keep warm!
Wonder why I'm deaf and my internal organs have turned to jelly