The Ford Capri Laser Page

Sorry mate That's some explaining of the seriously wrong kind I've given you.

..it was too much of a temptation for my insatiable gay nature. Especially at 3000rpm in 5th. Lovely vibrations, but ultimately dangerous

<r>So there I was jacking beastie up yesterday and I notice that the foot of the jack has cracked the surface of the tarmac. Nothing special so I carried on. THen I noticed that the jack was slowly sinking into the tarmac the more I tried to raise the car! And it was soft and squidgy to the touch, l...

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I've got a battery-powered ghetto blaster on my back seat

Such decadance! Yeah the previous owner painted the interior of mine.. just srpayed it black with Halford's satin black I think. Only a teeny tiny bit has flaked off (in the 18+ months I've had it now), on the heater blower.

..hiding in the background. You only see it for a second though, right before that knobbish looking guy bounces out of that stepvan.

..swastikas! They look great and, with society as we know it coming to an end, will be a great way to quickly identify yourself to bands of roving neo-nomad Nazis and other gangs that will take over the highway in a few years from now..

..the noise of death when you realise there's more of a depression underneath the front of the car after that kerb than you thought.. But that engine crossmember is in a perfect place

I'll get her first! My car is so much more appealing to girls than anyone elses... got the leopardy seats... drives girlies wild..

Good thing to because I'm very boring

<t>..god I don't half fancy Fairuza Balk... man she's so hot. THe only reason I watched it.<br/> <br/> That main character, Jimmy the Corny C**t.. oh sorry I mean Jimmy the Saint, is so overly cheesed out. He made me invent the word Smarve.. that obnoxious combination of suave and smarmy... but Fair...

..the consequences could be disastarous!

..the DeLorian must be destroyed before it causes any more trouble!

I thought I told you never to come in here McFly!

Welcome to perhaps the best forum anywhere on the internet. Your car will never die!

Probably not.. it wouldn't turn out right due to personal ineptitude and I bet it would get damaged real easy like. I'd rather spend a fiver on a proper job.

..flown by Blackbeard's ship, alleges the site. Were you in the Caribean around 1740? Maybe you saw it then

Definitely the best desgin.

..the two I like best: http://www.piratesinfo.com/images/store/flag_images/BLACKBEARD-Jolly-Roger_phot.jpg http://www.piratesinfo.com/images/store/flag_images/Generic-Jolly-Roger_photo.jpg ...are not big enough! But I did find this one on Froogle.. http://www.allparty.co.uk/store/media/flags/Flag_Pi...

..me hearty!

I'll take a look at that to bide my working time!