The Ford Capri Laser Page

andyd wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 5:03 pm [

If these cretins do work out what there genitals are for and have children, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxqvwkmTNy8
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It seems a large percentage of them use their genitals to bugger each other if you go by the amount of deviance on the telly.

What is the most worrying thing Andrew is that these cretins have the vote and are able to breed. I'm glad I'm old and decrepit.

nemo wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 3:54 pm Can`t copy images (???) , the pic between the NS front wing and the OS scuttle/wing/door - where is that, a seat mount or something? Cracked?

I can answer this on Danny's behalf - yes it is a seat mounting area. Common Ford problem.

It doesn't look too bad for a car that is used daily, it's done quite well. All the ferret oxide on it is quite fixable. It's about on a par with how my Laser was, maybe a bit worse in places.

andyd wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 1:05 pm 374772300_306579398719755_3604459857283499037_n.jpg

I swear I've still got one of those somewhere. I can't remember the name of it. Probably in one of the boxes of crap that I will have to get rid of to move to a smaller house.

rattles from the bellhousing/clutch area are often the flywheel bolts coming loose. Worrying! How does that come about, poor rebuilds? Hopefully not from Cologne? No, as far as I understand they just vibrate loose after several years of use.. Usually a drop of loctite and re torquing does the job, ...

Hi guys, thought I would update you all. Had someone else look at the car and they said take the starter off and take another look. It would appear that the bendix doesn't return when it is pulled out and it's loose on the shaft which I suspect is causing the rattling. Could this be caused by a fai...

I just don't understand what possesses people to do that. They must be deranged.

Car probably started life as a funeral car. It needs its own funeral now.

When i was a kid that was the only type of mower mum had. Qualcast I think. When we moved to the bigger house they bought a Wolf electric rotary mower which we had for years until I bought a petrol self drive one.

Nah , scot two legs ,just saw me and .....smart arse😁 Seriously , they often do this and if you force them to move they lower the rest of their undercarriage, but , you do see the odd one with half a leg . I spose fish bite them off , they will go for red lures or soft baits at the surface so they ...

I just hope for the sake of London's motorists that at the next Mayoral elections some other party commits to getting rid of this pernicious tax and that a majority of people in the leftly liberal pinko capital have the common savvy to vote for said other party. Hit these bastard wayward politicians...

Major_Tom wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 7:01 pm London should be walled off from the rest of reality.

It's already detached from it. Certainly the media type Londoners think the world ends at Hampstead or Wimbledon.

I remember the first time I drove a MK3. I was used to Cortinas and MK1 Cavaliers but I drove this fairly new 1.6GL and couldn't believe how much more powerful it seemed compared to the others.

It wouldn't be mint for long getting bashed around on the streets of London. Probably be parked at the roadside too so picking up dents and scrapes as well as rust. Worries me a bit that people think getting a classic is a way round ULEZ, the CO readings would go up and Ghengis Khan would find anoth...

£187K for two cars? You could buy a bloody house in many parts of the country for that. Ridiculous for any car, regardless of its provenance.

Has anyone else had trouble seeing the forum after logging in? For the last couple of days all I have had is a load of circle type images over what was written. Am I doing something stupid?

Sometimes, one has to help one's self. I'm making no further comment!

Happy Birthday from me too. Have a good one!

It's not easy to have conversations with left wing leaning folk I find.. they descend into anger more easily. My right-wing leaning mates are more receptive to debate, they understand people have different opinions, whereas my lefty mates struggle more with that concept. So true Tom, especially PC ...

Try Martin at Capri Gear 01507 343148.