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by Major_Tom
Sat Dec 03, 2022 1:09 pm
Forum: Q & A
Topic: Condensation damage
Replies: 3
Views: 128

Re: Condensation damage

Oh dear , here in clever NZ us yobbs steal a bar towel emblazoned with ones favorite beer logo and we place it on our dash pad . Not only are we pledging our allegiance to our fave beer but we are also soaking up the condensation . Gotta say tho that much condensation needs investigating. Having ai...
by Major_Tom
Sat Dec 03, 2022 1:07 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Sparks out of engine bay
Replies: 1
Views: 17

Sparks out of engine bay

..was thrashing it down to a mates this morning down a bumpy B road when I saw sparks coming out of the front offside of the bonnet! Came to an abrupt halt and popped the bonnet to see the tab which holds the bonnet stay has broken and it was flapping around near the battery terminal 😬 Very cheap pl...
by Major_Tom
Thu Dec 01, 2022 2:38 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Happy Birthday Mr Pinto
Replies: 10
Views: 120

Re: Happy Birthday Mr Pinto

Happy late birthday mate!
by Major_Tom
Tue Nov 29, 2022 12:27 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Broke down!
Replies: 2
Views: 104

Re: Broke down!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks, me too mate :lol:
by Major_Tom
Mon Nov 28, 2022 4:50 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Broke down!
Replies: 2
Views: 104

Broke down!

..so I had a date on Saturday with a lesbian whose forcefield I broke through. She likes gaming, fast driving and a drink. So, there I was zooming to the building society to get money out (I dont like banks) and I was late as I was giving my bereaved mate some support earlier. Left with just enough ...
by Major_Tom
Fri Nov 25, 2022 3:25 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: One of the best?
Replies: 4
Views: 111

Re: One of the best?

Very nice.
by Major_Tom
Sat Nov 19, 2022 10:56 am
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Irony huh
Replies: 13
Views: 259

Re: Irony huh

Just parodying the insanity of the world around us :lol:
by Major_Tom
Fri Nov 18, 2022 11:13 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Irony huh
Replies: 13
Views: 259

Re: Irony huh

Haaang on... You spent money on a "trans service"?! You bigot! Trans people need to be accepted, not "serviced" which I assume is some kiwi monicker for conversion therapy, which is illegal and immoral. REPORTED!! Yeah , I did have my doubts about you Tom.😆😆🤣 Any how she has had...
by Major_Tom
Fri Nov 18, 2022 3:31 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Irony huh
Replies: 13
Views: 259

Re: Irony huh

Any how I have just spent time and money doing the trans service Haaang on... You spent money on a "trans service"?! You bigot! Trans people need to be accepted, not "serviced" which I assume is some kiwi monicker for conversion therapy, which is illegal and immoral. REPORTED!!
by Major_Tom
Fri Nov 18, 2022 3:28 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Irony huh
Replies: 13
Views: 259

Re: Irony huh

Mc Tool wrote: Tue Nov 15, 2022 8:08 pm all Di could tell them was that it had 4 headlights .
Hang on....... your Capri has four headlights.

REPORTED.
by Major_Tom
Thu Nov 17, 2022 4:28 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Irony huh
Replies: 13
Views: 259

Re: Irony huh

Fucking hell glad she is ok(mostly). People are a paradox, some so good it brings a tear to your eye, others such unbelievable cunts that... well.. it brings a tear (of rage) to your eye.
by Major_Tom
Sat Nov 12, 2022 10:20 am
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Ford Fiesta - The End
Replies: 26
Views: 628

Re: Ford Fiesta - The End

That's him! That's the man! Pintophobe!! Single Over Head Cammist!
by Major_Tom
Wed Nov 09, 2022 12:16 pm
Forum: Q & A
Topic: Wheel Balancing
Replies: 11
Views: 358

Re: Wheel Balancing

Bug wrote: Tue Nov 08, 2022 2:52 pm
pbar wrote: Mon Nov 07, 2022 8:43 pm has anyone here ever tried balancing wheels themselves?
Yup! Managed to get 9 high, but then they all fell over and nearly flattened me. :xd:
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by Major_Tom
Sun Nov 06, 2022 12:01 pm
Forum: Members Cars
Topic: 1979 2.0 Ghia
Replies: 14
Views: 1734

Re: 1979 2.0 Ghia

I used to work for Ford in the mid-80's I bet that was great. What did you do? What cars did you see? yep it was great, held various positions... the highlight strange as it may seem was seeing the prototypes heavily camouflaged of the MK5 Escort four years before it was released Awesome 8-)
by Major_Tom
Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:04 am
Forum: Members Cars
Topic: 1979 2.0 Ghia
Replies: 14
Views: 1734

Re: 1979 2.0 Ghia

AGD4692 wrote: Sat Oct 29, 2022 10:17 am
I used to work for Ford in the mid-80's
I bet that was great. What did you do? What cars did you see?
by Major_Tom
Sat Oct 29, 2022 12:20 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Ford Fiesta - The End
Replies: 26
Views: 628

Re: Ford Fiesta - The End

A customer has a Fiesta on order, she ordered it a couple of months ago and has been told she is unlikely to see it before April or even May. I dont get it, they have a good selling item yet they are switching off the production line. Would it not make more sense to keep making them until they are ...
by Major_Tom
Fri Oct 28, 2022 10:56 am
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Post Office
Replies: 16
Views: 504

Re: Post Office

aikmanmosquito wrote: Thu Oct 27, 2022 5:22 pm I was once asked by a company in Wales if Glasgow was on the Scottish mainland!! never got my order as when I asked if he was off school the day they did Geography he banged the phone down!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Major_Tom
Fri Oct 28, 2022 9:48 am
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Ford Fiesta - The End
Replies: 26
Views: 628

Re: Ford Fiesta - The End

D366Y wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 8:06 pm Careful Jason, you'll have Nige on here convincing you all to buy Tesla shares!!
"Are you a salesman for Tesla, Nige?"

"Yes I am, Dave. I want my shares to go up."

:lol:
by Major_Tom
Tue Oct 25, 2022 10:46 am
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Advice on selling my Laser
Replies: 16
Views: 2023

Re: Advice on selling my Laser

I'll give you 12 quid for it!
by Major_Tom
Fri Oct 21, 2022 3:44 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Capri video story on Youtube
Replies: 2
Views: 173

Re: Capri video story on Youtube

Oh yeah he's quite good that Big Car guy. I've been watching Ed's Auto Reviews too, he has some brilliant videos like this one on designer US cars... I have to say I love some of these, like the Levis AMC Gremlin:

https://youtu.be/X6OhVeYjDqA