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by Major_Tom
Wed Dec 07, 2022 2:14 am
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: How far are you prepared to go.....
Replies: 4
Views: 55

Re: How far are you prepared to go.....

Hey man! Don't be such a drain!
by Major_Tom
Tue Dec 06, 2022 7:00 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Birhday Present
Replies: 4
Views: 74

Re: Birhday Present

Good present that Nick, like the mug too.. it has your mug on!
by Major_Tom
Tue Dec 06, 2022 6:52 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Electrical Works carried out...
Replies: 9
Views: 63

Re: Electrical Works carried out...

Fordoholic Nick wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 10:20 pm
pbar wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 9:13 pm I bet you did a blinking good job Nick.
😂😂 Thanks mate. I was LEFT with a RIGHT proper good feeling of satisfaction afterwards
That's a good signal.
by Major_Tom
Tue Dec 06, 2022 6:51 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Marriage in a nut shell
Replies: 1
Views: 101

Re: Marriage in a nut shell

Ahh women.. can't live with em......... can't live with em.
by Major_Tom
Tue Dec 06, 2022 6:49 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Sparks out of engine bay
Replies: 6
Views: 93

Re: Sparks out of engine bay

Yes seen some repros on ebay, thanks for the input fair gents. As a temporary measure I have taken the stay off and chucked it in the back. I tentatively recreated the scenario at home as I was wondering how sparks came out of the offside when the battery is on the nearside. Course it conducted alon...
by Major_Tom
Tue Dec 06, 2022 6:45 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Broke down!
Replies: 4
Views: 139

Re: Broke down!

Bug wrote: Sun Dec 04, 2022 9:06 am But you still managed to have a bit of a cock up! ;)
Not having much luck in that dept recently :lol:

Wait that sounds wrong :lol:
by Major_Tom
Tue Dec 06, 2022 6:42 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: How far are you prepared to go.....
Replies: 4
Views: 55

Re: How far are you prepared to go.....

Does he have the brass devices which sit in the carburettor and govern the fuel flow?

"Do they float?"
by Major_Tom
Sun Dec 04, 2022 11:18 am
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Sparks out of engine bay
Replies: 6
Views: 93

Re: Sparks out of engine bay

Contact ford as perhaps they need to do a recall :lol: :lol: :lol: Yes, such poor quality materials :lol: :lol: :lol: Reminds me when I broke the head off my dad's wooden spatula while cooking us a meal and he was all like "how have you managed that?" "Just cooking dad." "I...
by Major_Tom
Sat Dec 03, 2022 1:09 pm
Forum: Q & A
Topic: Condensation damage
Replies: 6
Views: 250

Re: Condensation damage

Oh dear , here in clever NZ us yobbs steal a bar towel emblazoned with ones favorite beer logo and we place it on our dash pad . Not only are we pledging our allegiance to our fave beer but we are also soaking up the condensation . Gotta say tho that much condensation needs investigating. Having ai...
by Major_Tom
Sat Dec 03, 2022 1:07 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Sparks out of engine bay
Replies: 6
Views: 93

Sparks out of engine bay

..was thrashing it down to a mates this morning down a bumpy B road when I saw sparks coming out of the front offside of the bonnet! Came to an abrupt halt and popped the bonnet to see the tab which holds the bonnet stay has broken and it was flapping around near the battery terminal 😬 Very cheap pl...
by Major_Tom
Thu Dec 01, 2022 2:38 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Happy Birthday Mr Pinto
Replies: 10
Views: 137

Re: Happy Birthday Mr Pinto

Happy late birthday mate!
by Major_Tom
Tue Nov 29, 2022 12:27 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Broke down!
Replies: 4
Views: 139

Re: Broke down!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks, me too mate :lol:
by Major_Tom
Mon Nov 28, 2022 4:50 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Broke down!
Replies: 4
Views: 139

Broke down!

..so I had a date on Saturday with a lesbian whose forcefield I broke through. She likes gaming, fast driving and a drink. So, there I was zooming to the building society to get money out (I dont like banks) and I was late as I was giving my bereaved mate some support earlier. Left with just enough ...
by Major_Tom
Fri Nov 25, 2022 3:25 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: One of the best?
Replies: 4
Views: 123

Re: One of the best?

Very nice.
by Major_Tom
Sat Nov 19, 2022 10:56 am
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Irony huh
Replies: 13
Views: 275

Re: Irony huh

Just parodying the insanity of the world around us :lol:
by Major_Tom
Fri Nov 18, 2022 11:13 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Irony huh
Replies: 13
Views: 275

Re: Irony huh

Haaang on... You spent money on a "trans service"?! You bigot! Trans people need to be accepted, not "serviced" which I assume is some kiwi monicker for conversion therapy, which is illegal and immoral. REPORTED!! Yeah , I did have my doubts about you Tom.😆😆🤣 Any how she has had...
by Major_Tom
Fri Nov 18, 2022 3:31 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Irony huh
Replies: 13
Views: 275

Re: Irony huh

Any how I have just spent time and money doing the trans service Haaang on... You spent money on a "trans service"?! You bigot! Trans people need to be accepted, not "serviced" which I assume is some kiwi monicker for conversion therapy, which is illegal and immoral. REPORTED!!
by Major_Tom
Fri Nov 18, 2022 3:28 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Irony huh
Replies: 13
Views: 275

Re: Irony huh

Mc Tool wrote: Tue Nov 15, 2022 8:08 pm all Di could tell them was that it had 4 headlights .
Hang on....... your Capri has four headlights.

REPORTED.
by Major_Tom
Thu Nov 17, 2022 4:28 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Irony huh
Replies: 13
Views: 275

Re: Irony huh

Fucking hell glad she is ok(mostly). People are a paradox, some so good it brings a tear to your eye, others such unbelievable cunts that... well.. it brings a tear (of rage) to your eye.
by Major_Tom
Sat Nov 12, 2022 10:20 am
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Ford Fiesta - The End
Replies: 26
Views: 630

Re: Ford Fiesta - The End

That's him! That's the man! Pintophobe!! Single Over Head Cammist!