The Ford Capri Laser Page

We've definitely lived through the golden age of comedy.. people can't work out what a joke or satire is anymore. Been said yo death, but you can't imagine Bottom or Monty Python being aired today! Just in case you don't know Tom, (as you're a fellow Bottom fan), there's a one off special programme...

I have did send the £50 pound gift card to your wooden shack but have not yet received my £500,000,000, how long is wait time please Much thankings Dear ., I am know why has occurred, because such payment is trapped in transfer account of benk. It must be freed into payment place with master signal...

It did look really nice. It`s weird, bur seeing that Beigey colour, which was really popular then, the very first Mk2 I ever saw was in that colour. I remember like yesterday being behind it as it joined my lane, the chrome badge and the red II decals, plus the huge back screen. Got me thinking: I ...

Well I thought the first episode was tremendous, enjoyed it a lot. Gorgeous Capri the guy has, not a colour you see very often. I think it is Nevada Beige. I had loads of Fords in that colour back in my dealing days; it was very popular. I think the car is a 77 or 78 1.3L with optional vinyl roof a...

I do believe the lines are all from “ Debbie does Dallas “ ? :lol: Good morning Jsson Mary, Thank for your reply the team has prize cash waiting hear for you by grace of God, it number £500,0000,000 pound GBP. In orders to authorise transfer of fund £500,0000,000 pound GBP pounds, we only require j...

..right, here we go, after weeks of research, I've compiled this list of thirteen taxing films, which YOU must guess the title of, with no other clue than one line from the film in question. It's going to be quite tough, so get your pens out and your thinking caps on, because you win five thousand ...

Andrew 2.8i wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 7:55 pm

Major_Tom wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 7:22 pm I have since sorted it all out.

There are two film 5s now....

This is testing my observation skills if nothing else!

Yes the situation has been Normalised.

Where's film 7 and why is there a film 4.9? :headscratch: Great work Major, that'll keep people puzzling for a bit! :lol: Andrew. Oh whoops! :lol: I did all FILM bits in normal text, then went back after posting and painstakingly made them all bold one at a time on a smartphone as quickly possible....

..right, here we go, after weeks of research, I've compiled this list of thirteen taxing films, which YOU must guess the title of, with no other clue than one line from the film in question. It's going to be quite tough, so get your pens out and your thinking caps on, because you win five thousand p...

He says he's put the timing light on all the leads and ascertained that 2 and 5 are not sparking, so it's something not related to anything forward of the HT leads. Unless I have some fanciful idea of how his timing light works.

You know, any event you have to go to, wedding, party, BBQ, works do, and so on, then you're almost guaranteed a certain list of songs, and these two would be on it! You certainly couldn't go anywhere in the 80's without hearing these. The Birdie Song especially brings back memories of being reluct...

Agadoo we always sang

Agadoo do do push pineapple up your bum,
Agadoo do do do it lots and then you cum,
To the left! To the right!.. etc..

Ahhh the halcyon days of youth

Yes imagine their spirits drop when they see our crumbling roads and exorbitant prices and all the expensive cameras watching them as they make their way to a dentist which has no appointments

We are all so busy, that's all I ever seem to hear these days, with everything! Longer lead times for stuff, longer on hold times when you phone someone, longer waiting times when you need something. Was at the dentist recently and a guy come in with a problem, he was told there's a wait of around ...

I'm glad you drew attention to the face - now I can:t unsee it

I like things like that. It's called facial paradoia or something like that.

Ah, here we are, facial pareidolia in fact!

I must say though he made himself look daft at the end.

I've no doubt some powerful people out there are trying to control our lives (again), but I've never been sold on 'chem trails'. Look like vapour trails to me.

..ever heard of this? No, me neither until just now. We talked briefly in the ULEZ thread that the camera network and philosophy of the ULEZ doesn't seem to make sense.

Well now it does. Have a watch of this..

Jasonmarie wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 5:52 pm Lastyear I had some “ person “ pull out on me and did my first emergency stop in the Capri want went very well , and I had notice people pulling out on me so I drive during the day with my lights on what are normal bulbs

Have you had a drink tonight sir?

SCP440 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:44 pm

pbar wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 7:21 pm

SCP440 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 5:33 pm I can now drive at above the legal limit on a motorway

Ermmmm, probably best not to mention that to too many people!

71 mph is above the limit but within the law as I believe we are aloud 10% plus 1 mph.

Reported.

We've only got one cross member and he doesn't post much.

Couldn't resist sorry