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cor thanks Danny. Got that Intruder 5000 Penetr8" dildo today, nice one mate works a treat

Looks like a scale model of mine! And its even "coming" out of a manhole.

I love the turgid feel of a leather knob trembling in my hand.

I'm used to that sight in the bog after one of my "special dates".

tazla wrote: ↑Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:59 pm Anyone need a block give us a shout!

Oh yeah thats a Volvo Penta. My grandad had one.

I tend to use rabbits as my arsehole greatly widened by having my head up there most days.

Andrew 2.8i wrote: ↑Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:17 am This is a disgrace!
You promised tales of alcohol and beasts, but what do we get? Paving slabs!
I'm beginning to suspect you're not who you say you are......

Andrew.

What? Oh did I let that slide? I must have been drunk. I am just testing the waters before I get into that.

stevemarl wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:57 am You could try poking through the drain holes (you`l need something about 1.5m, strong, but flexible

Its funny you say that, because the Tropical Sunroof Seal has a strong, but flexible, penile exploration inseminator orgsn that is, on average, 150cm in length.

whatever, moneys nothing. is it the proper rectangle one? Someone tried to say they had a one, wanted £6000, but I went to view and it was a round! but jokes on them, coz it fits over my manhole cover what the pikies took so WINNING.

..as described, mine was missing when purchased.

You can run a pinto without a head on it, my brother in law did it on his 3.1 injection.

a character has been created in my processing subroutines called "Olly Sparks" bit of a creep.. bit oily. I have a feeling I'm shortly going to regret asking this, but what sort of situations do you imagine Mr Sparks finding himself getting in? :) Andrew. Being an accomplished cad and per...