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WD40 is not penetrating oil it is Water Displacement fluid and it was the 40th formula, hence the name. Just for the record, I agree with your definition of the original WD40, however the name has now become generic for more products in their range and they now do a Penetrating Oil in spray form as...

WD40 do one now.
Worked well on the seized suspension bolts on my Z4 the other week.

the non-covid death rate has been consistently higher than the 5 year average for about 6 months and is affecting all age groups. Or maybe it is still covid, but either people can't be arsed to write it on the death certificate, or have been instructed not to? They used to say opinions are like ars...

I decided to look into this myself and I've discovered that 100% of people have died of lack of breath!

No self-respecting fish is going to hang around while you're crashing about though is it?

So here's another theory: Mother Nature decided to do something about the over-population by hoomans, who are killing off all the other species in their way. The sneaky hoomans thought they'd be clever with their little syringes and beat Mother Nature. But she was a step or two ahead. Ready for that...

Mc Tool wrote: ↑Sun Jan 15, 2023 9:02 am Yeah , its a hard one
But , if the cops came to me and said Di had been a victim bla bla bla ........I wouldnt tell her . I just cant see how she would be better off knowing. Hypothetically, of course

Aren't you just skirting the issue?

But guessing from the nature of his demise, no good at 'drifting'.

Maybe what you need is something to generate sparks in the engine bay to keep it warm?

Fordoholic Nick wrote: ↑Wed Dec 07, 2022 9:02 pm

pbar wrote: ↑Wed Dec 07, 2022 8:53 pm

Bug wrote: ↑Wed Dec 07, 2022 6:42 pm I guess the mug is to hold the missing 't'. ?

Very clever! Took a few seconds before I got it.

I don't get it chaps, I feel a proper buffoon

It is traditional to spell Birthday with a 'T'.

Oddly enough I never had much trouble inside the car.
However, around the suspension it always seemed 'damper'.

I bet it still only works half the time though.

I guess the mug is to hold the missing 't'. ?

FFS! These MacDonalds franchises are popping up everywhere these days!

Mc Tool wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 6:42 pm Oh dear , here in clever NZ us yobbs steal a bar towel emblazoned with ones favorite beer logo

Us UK Service yobs did the same thing.
Fitted neatly in your webbing pouch, stopped your mess tins rattling and was big enough to dry the only bits you had time to wash.

But you still managed to have a bit of a cock up!

Personally when something like this fails I prefer just to replace it, yes it is more expensive but as above once you start you will be replacing it all piecemeal over the next few months anyway and a shiny new one will come with a warranty for hopefully 24 months. But the best way to learn is to t...

I believe that should read '90s iconic joke'.

That's who I thought. I do that too Martin when I'm watching University Challenge, 'the answer is nuclear fusion from combined quantum forces as depicted from popular 12th century philosophising', Me - That's what I thought, I was just about to say it. :) You misrepresent me old chap. I knew the an...

It was either pink or fuschia......................