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by STEVEW
Mon Nov 30, 2020 5:29 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Cowboy boots
Replies: 8
Views: 120

Re: Cowboy boots

Did Margaret want a cocked hat?
by STEVEW
Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:33 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: I'm on the game..
Replies: 8
Views: 117

Re: I'm on the game..

:spam:
I'd do the same but I don't know anyone who's a pheasant plucker. :doh:
by STEVEW
Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:27 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Thirty-six days
Replies: 8
Views: 76

Re: Thirty-six days

Bug wrote, Listen! It took years to break free from the people on the really big island.....................and now you want to go there? :xd: It’s not that big. From Hull to Lavrentiya It’s just five countries and you’re there, which is only about 135 km from Wales! :python: That should get steve G...
by STEVEW
Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:19 am
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Thirty-six days
Replies: 8
Views: 76

Thirty-six days

The BREXIT transition period ends at midnight on 31 December this year.

Does this mean that British owners of Capris will need a Visa, International Driving Licence etc., in order to travel to the "Capri Meets" in Luxembourg or Speyer next year?
Covid permitting of course.
by STEVEW
Tue Nov 17, 2020 12:53 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Are speed cameras safe?
Replies: 24
Views: 423

Re: Are speed cameras safe?

Major_Tom wrote, For about 7 miles she had a car a bit behind her, but kept her foot down in the usual way, until the blue lights came on. Yes, unmarked copper. She thinks, book throwing time. Interesting anecdote. On German TV there’s a programme in which a cameraperson accompanies unmarked police ...
by STEVEW
Tue Nov 17, 2020 12:42 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Are speed cameras safe?
Replies: 24
Views: 423

Re: Are speed cameras safe?

340truck wrote, There is no "justification" for exceeding a speed limit ... then you must accept the consequences Exactly, and as someone once said, "Show me a person that says they've never broken the speed limit and I'll show you a liar." Plus, Take account of the speed limit, assess the road cond...
by STEVEW
Thu Nov 12, 2020 9:35 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Are speed cameras safe?
Replies: 24
Views: 423

Re: Are speed cameras safe?

"long message written" mgentry90 wrote, don't break the speed limit and you won't have anything to worry about It sounds like you're saying, speed limits are the be all and end all. In other words a road, having a few gentle curves and which gives a view through these corners, having a speed limit o...
by STEVEW
Thu Nov 12, 2020 7:45 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Engine running without a head on!
Replies: 33
Views: 359

Re: Engine running without a head on!

FordoholicNick wrote,
Bet you thought your last post was going to be a BIG END to this thread :lol:
Were you trying to block it? :poke:
:cheers:
by STEVEW
Thu Nov 12, 2020 8:59 am
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Are speed cameras safe?
Replies: 24
Views: 423

Are speed cameras safe?

Are speed cameras safe? There are mobile cameras in vans, average speed cameras, cameras on open roads, cameras everywhere. Do we drive anywhere nowadays or do we go on a “mission” deemed successful if we haven’t been “whacked” by the points system? Is too much time spent checking the speedo rather ...
by STEVEW
Wed Nov 11, 2020 2:03 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Engine running without a head on!
Replies: 33
Views: 359

Re: Engine running without a head on!

My mate's not laughing.
It took him 12 months to change a set of spark plugs.
He's just left muttering something about a gap year. :doh:
by STEVEW
Wed Nov 11, 2020 12:20 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Engine running without a head on!
Replies: 33
Views: 359

Re: Engine running without a head on!

Good for you Major.

I'll torque to you later. :beer:
by STEVEW
Wed Nov 11, 2020 8:42 am
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Engine running without a head on!
Replies: 33
Views: 359

Re: Engine running without a head on!

FordoholicNick wrote,
You're the bright spark aren't you :lol:
I asked for that. I had a feeling it might lead to this. :banghead:

:D :lol:
by STEVEW
Wed Nov 11, 2020 4:48 am
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Engine running without a head on!
Replies: 33
Views: 359

Re: Engine running without a head on!

FordoholicNick wrote,
t's a great turn over off puns here :)
:agree:

It's a question of getting the timing right. :whistle:
by STEVEW
Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:33 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Engine running without a head on!
Replies: 33
Views: 359

Re: Engine running without a head on!

I think I've gone off my rocker. :lmao:
by STEVEW
Tue Nov 10, 2020 6:30 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Engine running without a head on!
Replies: 33
Views: 359

Re: Engine running without a head on!

Major_Tom wrote,
If we want these puns to fly wheel have to up our game a bit :python:
However, we shouldn't clutch at straws. :lol:
by STEVEW
Tue Nov 10, 2020 5:42 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Engine running without a head on!
Replies: 33
Views: 359

Re: Engine running without a head on!

Major_Tom wrote,
When we tell the last joke, it will be a big end.
Then it's got to be a gudgeon. :roll:
by STEVEW
Tue Nov 10, 2020 5:37 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Engine running without a head on!
Replies: 33
Views: 359

Re: Engine running without a head on!

Not_Anumber wrote,
someone lost their bearings
That's better than blowing a gasket. :D
by STEVEW
Tue Nov 10, 2020 5:10 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Engine running without a head on!
Replies: 33
Views: 359

Re: Engine running without a head on!

Fordaholic wrote,
I've been called a dipstick more than once :wave: :lol:
Why, were you well oiled? :cheers:
by STEVEW
Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:58 am
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Engine running without a head on!
Replies: 33
Views: 359

Re: Engine running without a head on!

McTool wrote,
Aaaah , where're not going to start cranking out the puns again
Only dose on decoke man. :burnout:
by STEVEW
Sat Nov 07, 2020 5:49 pm
Forum: Rant and Rave
Topic: Engine running without a head on!
Replies: 33
Views: 359

Re: Engine running without a head on!

He must be using lheadfree petrol. :D